Quiet room...

[KalamityKel]

hehe!

[dulwichmum]

"Come on Kalam, you use this duct tape and I will get the broom handle. Daizie dear, could you locate me some stuffing?

Shoulders back Michael..."

[bigbadwolf]

"Michael, we're going to drill through the lock, don't give in to them and for god sake man CLENCH"!!!

[Mikecg]

*Sneaks in witnesses Pulp Fiction Mikey P scene winces and sneaks out again*

[KalamityKel]

*feels a de ja vu moment coming on*

*apologies in advance to MP*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

*hauls in job lot of Vaseline from Woolies closing down sale*

Anyone have a use for this?

[dulwichmum]

"We are making a tailors dummy sweetie, not reconstructing a scene from "Wire in the Blood. Now, where did I put that scissors?"

[bigbadwolf]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> *Sneaks in witnesses Pulp Fiction Mikey P scene

> winces and sneaks out again*

"Did you see anything of use that'll help us get him out of there"?

"Ladies, we've got you surrounded and Hope and Greenwood are on the phone with your demand".

[dulwichmum]

I was only making a tailors dummy. I really can't see a problem here (sigh).

Now, time to pull off the duct tape... OHMYGOD, you are hairy Michael!!!

Quick, someone call a paramedic. I think he is suffering from alopecial shock, he has lost a lot of hair (waves to Shosh).

Er...

I would like my own body weight in Frys Chocolate Cream please...

[bigbadwolf]

If you'd just step on the scales DM as we don't want any allegations of cheating and empty your pockets as we all know how manipulative a woman's mind can be, you too Kel and especially you Daizie!

[dulwichmum]

Yes, OK then, that will be 7 and a half stone of dark chocolate with a peppermint centre for me then. I have gained a couple of pounds since Easter...

[bigbadwolf]

And hid a few since Christmas.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Christ on a bike - that came a bit sharp! Still I do like the fully depilated look. Not usually on me though.

Slips on Borat-thong and saunters out to the Olympic sized kidney shaped pool.

"LADIES ... care for a dip ;-)?"

[bigbadwolf]

So you had it planned out all along then did you Mike. Well when you're next 'indulging' the ladies after a few drinks and the Imac cream comes out and they wink at you don't expect us to come and get you!

[Moos]

*splashes merrily past*

[dulwichmum]

Walks casually along the edge of pool in pair of black fluffy high heel mules and super swim suit, leans down and smirks at Michael. "You love it don't you sweetie?" and pours large bottle of Belazu chile infused oil into the water.

Runs for the door...

[bigbadwolf]

You're on your own Michael and don't say I didn't warn you.

[dulwichmum]

Throws enormous butterfly net over BBW and smirks: "Brace yourself sweetie, I know a vet with a big pair of scissors"

[bigbadwolf]

"Michael, you better still have a nail file on you or I'm going to be howling a lot longer than usual tonight".

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Passes large and suspiciously heavy fruit cake to BBW*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Passes large and suspiciously heavy fruit cake to BBW*

[red devil]

*Picks up crumbs and recently blown-in tumbleweed, puts them into the bin. Tuts...

Places prized 1989 copy of Viz Profanisaurus on coffee table as a mark of respect to recently departed forumite...*

Edited for typo...

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Good work Red Devil, a fitting tribute indeed"

*Lifts a Brandy to lips in silent salute*

*Realises its not 8 am yet*

Wonders "what would Dulwichmum do?"

*Lifts a large Brandy in noisy salute*

[red devil]

*Quakes behind curtains, waiting for MP to finish off his bottle, thinks 'no one else has ever been up this early on a Saturday morning before, how does one explain the maid's uniform'?, notices cobwebs on window cill, feather duster twitching...*

[red devil]

* Pulls back curtains, 'SCHOOL DISCO' REVIVAL ANYONE!?..quickly leaves empty room and heads off to Rugby Club for morning training session with the lads...