Quiet room...

[Michael Palaeologus]

"I think we should retire, coming up?"

[????]

"Ok. Have you got Teddy Edward?"

*blows out candles*

[Keef]

*creeps back in, hopes noone noticed earlier outbreak, whispers to self "there's no place like home", clicks ruby slippers together, passes out*

[Huguenot]

*stares at naked knee*

*stares grittily at paleologus with denim scarf*

*stares at naked knee*

[dulwichmum]

Sits up suddenly and pulls skirt down to conceal bare knee. Stands up and rushes to door "I am supposed to be enjoying a weekend of family fun at The Grove (I know that sounds like a bit of a contradiction!)"...

Turns and walks slowly back to the bar.

"I would like a glass of tin and tonic, a tall glass with ice and a slice,hell, pass me the damn bottle!"

[bigbadwolf]

Anyone fancy a toke on this?

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Its not very well rolled is it Mr Wolf? .....

........ but then again rolling a fat one with paws must be problematic. I am sorry for my insensitivity"

"Can I offer you a towel to dry your fur after the thunder storms and a boot-made-from-cow-hide to chew on? Its good for the canine gums you know"

"My, what big sharp teeth you have, by the way"

[bigbadwolf]

Oh well that's just typical of you Michael, picking on me because I don't have any thumbs.

No I do not want one of you massala stained towels thank you very much Micky and I dread to think what else they're stained with.

If you haven't got any bovine boots them a pair of your old velcro strap trainers that just ooze that special needs look will do fine.

Yes I do have very large teeth......I'm a Wolf pinhead, what did you expect?

Oh and just one last thing Michael.....just why exactly are you 'striving for mediocrity' or are you just feeling undervalued?

[Michael Palaeologus]

"This is the QUIET ROOM you pointed eared pillock, hush or i'll take you to the vet for that very special operation"

"FETCH!"

*Throws stick past the sign that says DANGER: STEEP CLIFF*

[EDKiwi]

*enters room, narrowly avoids being smacked in the head by a flying stick, then is almost bowled over by a fast moving fury blur chasing said stick*

*recovers composure only to stumble over empty gin bottle rolling around the floor*

[flapjackdavey]

shhhhhh quiet please

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Quite right"

*Settles into leather arm-chair and reaches for favourite periodical*

*Razzle*

[dulwichmum]

Leans over side of enormous handbag and fishes out enormous fly swatter.

"And now to eliminate a pest (sigh)"

*SWAT*

[bigbadwolf]

It's a bit early in the day for S&M isn't it?

Michael, put away that filthy publication and go and sit in a cold bucket of water!

[dulwichmum]

Stares at Mr Wolf, wide eyed in disbelief ...

*faints*

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Its not Batdog you daft old bat"

"Wolfie want his tummy tickled? Die for the Queen!"

[bigbadwolf]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Stares at Mr Wolf, wide eyed in disbelief ...

>

> *faints*

Well I have been working out recently so that sort of reaction should be expected.....or have I left my flies undone again. I do apologise for mine and Michaels licentious behaviour in your presence DM but he started it.

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Traitor! You can de-flea your basket yourself next time"

"I think DM may have got herself confused with Little Red Riding Hood, but she isnt that little anymore"

[KalamityKel]

*sighs*

[bigbadwolf]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> *sighs*

Hello Kel, my physique having the same scandalous effect on you as well?

[KalamityKel]

no

[bigbadwolf]

Kel that was like an arrow through my heart.....I promise I'll shave next time.

[EDKiwi]

*bemused at the goings on, flips through a pocket guide to British Pub Etiquette.....gives up, throws book in bin*

*fetches a cold beer and settles down in a comfy chair in the corner instead*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Puts a bowl of ice-cold warm water on the floor for BBW. Must be hot under that fur and Fern Britten is concerned about canines in the sun*

"Nice doggie"

[bigbadwolf]

Thank you Michael, can you pass me my sun hat from the hat stand seeing as I can't reach. I'd also like one of you to clip my fur as well.