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Sits up suddenly and pulls skirt down to conceal bare knee. Stands up and rushes to door "I am supposed to be enjoying a weekend of family fun at The Grove (I know that sounds like a bit of a contradiction!)"...


Turns and walks slowly back to the bar.


"I would like a glass of tin and tonic, a tall glass with ice and a slice,hell, pass me the damn bottle!"

"Its not very well rolled is it Mr Wolf? .....

........ but then again rolling a fat one with paws must be problematic. I am sorry for my insensitivity"


"Can I offer you a towel to dry your fur after the thunder storms and a boot-made-from-cow-hide to chew on? Its good for the canine gums you know"


"My, what big sharp teeth you have, by the way"

Oh well that's just typical of you Michael, picking on me because I don't have any thumbs.


No I do not want one of you massala stained towels thank you very much Micky and I dread to think what else they're stained with.


If you haven't got any bovine boots them a pair of your old velcro strap trainers that just ooze that special needs look will do fine.


Yes I do have very large teeth......I'm a Wolf pinhead, what did you expect?


Oh and just one last thing Michael.....just why exactly are you 'striving for mediocrity' or are you just feeling undervalued?

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Stares at Mr Wolf, wide eyed in disbelief ...

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> *faints*



Well I have been working out recently so that sort of reaction should be expected.....or have I left my flies undone again. I do apologise for mine and Michaels licentious behaviour in your presence DM but he started it.

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