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*I havent been in here for a while - its turned into Bedlam*


*Just get a grip!! NOT OF MW74, ASSET - PUT HIM DOWN*


*I feel like Alistair Simms in a St Trinians film - does the tweed twin-set and pearls suit me?*


*Mrs Dobbin gets very upset by this sort of behaviour, she stops lactating - we barely escaped from our short break in Surrey and now this*


*Slumps in favourite chair, finds a tequila bottle stuffed down the back - yuk*


*Wiggkles nose and a Mojito appears - better*

*Sorry Madworld - It was because I am dressed in a frock, things get....confusing*


*This IS the quiet room after all, if you want to make a noise invent a room for the purpose, possibly called "The Nursery" now, give it a rest*


*Excuse me, I have to milk a donkey*

*Staggers into room stage left. Holds a bridle in one hand and blood stained butchers knife in the other*


*Mutters under breath "It was the voices, it was Dulwich-Mum made me do it, I didnt want to, she MADE me!*


*"Sob, sob, poor Mrs D - she was a lovely Donkey - but Dulwich-Mum MADE me - the voices, does anybody else hear the voices"*


*Exits stage right*

*mops up donkey bloodm donkey milk and mucky bear prints*


*generally dusts cobwebs, old traces of owl, tequila empties, and opens window to allow oceanio-alpine air to blow away the musty smells of sadness and madness*


*squeezes juicy oranges into jusg, places in chiller, marinates chicken and pork chops with ginger, garlic and chilli marinade with just a hint of dragon's blood*


*pops some beers in chiller for good measure*


*hmm, shall return later*

Smiles knowingly at Michael, and texts Ana to bring her butchers block,set of global knives and sausage making equipment...


Whispers to Mr Papadopalot "Its for the best darling, can we use the meat to make chorizo do you think?"


Pours large glass of Chablis - down Michaels neck... "There, there my lovely..."

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    • I guess it's best to do what most Brits do these days, keep your head down and say nothing! although that's probably why this country is in the mess it is today!  😞
    • @Dulwichway Absolutely - I'm in no way trying to say that what happened was life-changing. I've encountered way worse situations and think of myself as pretty tough, which is why I took them on and got pelted. I suppose I'm just taken aback because the park always seemed so safe. But the stats I've just posted contradict that.   I suppose the one of the points of this thread is to point out that they weren't just numpty youths - I'd bet money on some of them being involved in more serious criminality. And to tell others to be vigilant. 
    • Still, I guess it could be a lot worse than water being thrown at you by these numpty youths during these warmer times? thankfully it wasn't the more dangerous mugging type youths that crossed your path waving knifes and guns in your face!  just a thought? hopefully these muppets will get sorted by plod soon, but don't hold your breath. 
    • Another dramatic spike the previous May 24 -  both crimes around the car park -  could this be related to the massively increased numbers of people around Gala time?
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