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*I havent been in here for a while - its turned into Bedlam*


*Just get a grip!! NOT OF MW74, ASSET - PUT HIM DOWN*


*I feel like Alistair Simms in a St Trinians film - does the tweed twin-set and pearls suit me?*


*Mrs Dobbin gets very upset by this sort of behaviour, she stops lactating - we barely escaped from our short break in Surrey and now this*


*Slumps in favourite chair, finds a tequila bottle stuffed down the back - yuk*


*Wiggkles nose and a Mojito appears - better*

*Sorry Madworld - It was because I am dressed in a frock, things get....confusing*


*This IS the quiet room after all, if you want to make a noise invent a room for the purpose, possibly called "The Nursery" now, give it a rest*


*Excuse me, I have to milk a donkey*

*Staggers into room stage left. Holds a bridle in one hand and blood stained butchers knife in the other*


*Mutters under breath "It was the voices, it was Dulwich-Mum made me do it, I didnt want to, she MADE me!*


*"Sob, sob, poor Mrs D - she was a lovely Donkey - but Dulwich-Mum MADE me - the voices, does anybody else hear the voices"*


*Exits stage right*

*mops up donkey bloodm donkey milk and mucky bear prints*


*generally dusts cobwebs, old traces of owl, tequila empties, and opens window to allow oceanio-alpine air to blow away the musty smells of sadness and madness*


*squeezes juicy oranges into jusg, places in chiller, marinates chicken and pork chops with ginger, garlic and chilli marinade with just a hint of dragon's blood*


*pops some beers in chiller for good measure*


*hmm, shall return later*

Smiles knowingly at Michael, and texts Ana to bring her butchers block,set of global knives and sausage making equipment...


Whispers to Mr Papadopalot "Its for the best darling, can we use the meat to make chorizo do you think?"


Pours large glass of Chablis - down Michaels neck... "There, there my lovely..."

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