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**walks in and see's the room is full of smelly festival goers. Rancid.


**Wakes DM to advise that the room pongs terribly** (No good for an afternoon tipple of Sancere)**


**Best relocate DM for today, lets the kids sleep it off**


**Lets itty off and about to Chandelier**

*Hmmm, thought I'd be Ok having been off the sauce all week*

*Starts to feel a bit of a ninny, seems I'm wresting a girlie*

*Feels the power of MW74's headlock, gasps for breath*

*Feels the anger of her dull day at the office*

*That's quite a grip you've got there* OHMYGOD!*

*Gasps for breath, all that training you've been doing is paying off*

*Gasps again, coughs, splutters*

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