Quiet room...

[Keef]

Good old Ana.

*Smiles appreciatively at dulwichmum. Makes mental note to hire Eastern European Au pair*

[Polly D]

*Wonders whether Batdog is still inside DM's handbag. Has a rummage around, no Batdog but finds a pink wafer left over from Freya's birthday party*

[Keef]

*Makes another mental note to see if starbucks coffee goes well with pink wafer*

[dulwichmum]

Wakes up with a start. Notices crumbs of pink wafer on the floor. Thinks to self 'I must get rid of that pink wafer from my handbag that Batdog was sitting his bottom on'.

[Keef]

*Runs to swimming pool and throws up*

[Ant]

*quietly sips that kids-are-in-bed-at-last glass of wine*

[dulwichmum]

Stands up, has a little stretch(ette). Puts magazine back on rack - sneaks home out of room and into the night to find enormous four wheel drive vehicle.

[batdog]

Your au pair is way too relaxed and eased down... more discipline please !!!(tu)

[mockney piers]

*gives librarian's stare*

*aaand lightens up a little (it's no longer early morning)*

*wanders over to sodastream and makes lemon&lime*

*paarrp, it's ready*

[Keef]

*Checks no one is looking.... Sneaks outside and cleans pool*

*Checks through soda stream selection, and smiles ear to ear at sight of Cream Soda*

*Wonders if dulwichmum will be popping in with Ana today*.......

[capt_birdseye]

*Walks in holding a tray piled high with hot, crispy fish fingers*

*Places tray on buffet table and smiles*

*Thinks to himself "only the best for the captain's table"*

*Stares in disbelief as Keef manages to eat seven fish fingers in one mouthful*

[Keef]

*Looks back at swimming pool with panic in eyes........ Swallows, and feels heart burn*

*Wonders if there's any bread and ketchup around, as everyone knows that fish fingers are best eaten in sandwich*

*Notices the "NO EATING OR DRINKING IN THE QUIET ROOM" sign on the notice board... Descreetly rips it down and burns it with zippo*

[Mark]

*gives the captain an appreciative nod, exits the hot tub and puts on his Star Wars towelling dressing gown*

*goes to the Captain's table, get's bread out of big bread bin with BREAD written on the side and makes a fish finger sandwich with ketchup and tartare sauce*

*takes sandwich and a glass of Ribena outside to relax on the sunlounger*

*thinks to himself "nice"*

[Keef]

*Wonders how Mark is able to stomach ketchup AND tartate?!?!?!?*

*As it's very quiet in here right now, and doesn't want fish fingers to go to waste, decides that seconds would be acceptable..... Takes 2 slices from the bread bin, whilst cursing dyslexia, fills with 5 fish fingers, smothers in ketchup, grabs another Cream Soda, goes outside and sits with feet dangling in pool*

[CrystalClear]

WHO THE F*** ATE ALL THE F***ING FISH FINGERS?

[Keef]

*Wonders how total of 12, plus whatever Mark had in his sandwich could possibly total a "tray piled high with hot, crispy fish fingers".....*

[CrystalClear]

Goes to take a pop at keef, misses, falls, ends up covered in the tartare sauce.

[Keef]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Starts choking on fish finger sandwich*

*Looks around apologetically for outburst*

*Makes Crystal a fish finger sandwich from the tray PILED HIGH with hot, crispy fish fingers*

*Offers Mark more tartare sauce*

[mockney piers]

* Arrives with plate piled high with sliced onion, tuna, olive oil, black pepper, salt and delicious loaves of freshly baked farmhouse brown bread *

*proceeds to make greatest lunch time snack of all time, looks enquiringly to crystal, hmm?, motions to plate *

[capt_birdseye]

*Reads article on Bernard Matthews' ill-fortunes, sniggers into beard*

[Ant]

*enters and takes a seat in a leather armchair near the window*

*makes it known, by way of subtle and above-all quiet signs, to Jenkins the butler that he wishes for a club sandwich to be freshly made and conveyed to him at Jenkins's earliest convenience*

*settles back with some reading matter*

*awaits sandwich*

[Keef]

*Wishes he hadn't eaten so many bloody fish fingers, as Piers tray looks so good... Considers sticking fingers (not fish) down throat, but decides that no snack is worth an eating disorder*

[CrystalClear]

oooh. Black pepper :)) Cheers Piers!

[Keef]

*Decides to go for swim in freshly cleaned pool so as to burn of some calories and make room for thirds*

*Places pint of beer at each end of the pool as insentive to carry on going*

[CrystalClear]

drinks beer

(hehehehehe)