Quiet room...

[dulwichmum]

"Why Michael - I thought you knew that blue is my favourite colour..."

[hayesgrover]

*tiptoes into quiet room for first time*

*bleary eyed from too many nights reading about quiet room*

*opens curtains to reveal glittery winter wonderland with alpine forest, snow and ice rink*

*does twirl and changes into sparkly red ice skating costume*

*performs triple salco, double toe loop before heading to bar and making frothy hot chocolates (with tia maria) as peace / hello offerings for DM and Michael*

[Asset]

*oh my gawd*

*what an entrance*

*skates across room with one leg in air and pours large brandy into hot chocolate mix*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Ooh ta very much and Welcome to the mad house - excuse the rubber dressed nurse in the nylon wig, that just Dulwichmum. She killed my lactating donkey you know*

*The pretty one is Ana*

[dulwichmum]

Bestows wet kiss on new chum Hayesgrover, nods to Asset while skating past Mr Popadopalopagus and secretly deposits vast quanitity of Picolax (extreme sport type laxative) into his hot drink...

Smiles knowingly as Michael downs the lot in one gulp.

Begins ice version of Swan Lake...

[Asset]

*eek*

*prepares soothing pads for Mr popagalapogus*

*he won't know what's hit him*

*do you like my dress DM?*

[hayesgrover]

*Oooh, tangerine! Fabulous!*

*Hello, hello to all*

*Brandy in hot chocolate is making it difficult to complete double axles*

[Asset]

*gorgeous isn't it?*

*the photographer captured me rather well I feel*

*falls flat on face*

*these double axles are a bit tricky*

*reaches for brandy*

*listens to strange noises emanating from mens room*

[citizenED]

*notices much twirling and pirouetting over in the corner*

*very fetching attire being paraded too*

*is all this activity practice for the various Christmas ice rinks going up around old London Towne?"

*Looks rather energetic, and dare I say incredibly dangerous*

*think Asset might have done better without her SPDs on*

*come over for a drink when you are finished*

[Asset]

*these SPDs do make grooves in the ice*

*p'raps why I keep falling over*

*would you check on MP - I'm worried he'll block the toilets*

*pass the hot choccy first tho'*

[dulwichmum]

"Wow! Asset I love the dress!!! What do you think of mine?" (please say I have not taken the Botox too far?)

"Darling Citizen, could I strike a quick pose on your shoulders?"

*Smiles gratefully at Hayesgrover* - "I so love hot chocolate!"

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Whizzes from privvies on - a skate equipped antique camode. Positively scoots across the ice toward chums hellooooooooooo!*

*Carefull folks, at these speeds - there might be....... spillage*

*Dont fancy the hot chocolate reallYy*

*The coldness of the ice radiating through the porcelian is rather pleasent*

[Asset]

*aaaagh*

*buffers MPs impact with large donkey skin beanbag that has appeared recently*

*DM dress poss a bit young for you - no offence try this I know you like a mocha!*

[dulwichmum]

"Darling Asset, what do you think of this? More my age do you think? They were having a sale, and one short dress is just as good as another..."

*Skates in a wistful manner past Mr Popadopalot and tosses large granade into his cystern...*

[hayesgrover]

*YIKES!!! Gets off the ice and crouches behind large sofa. Puts up umbrella...*

[Asset]

*much better DM - you put my tangerine number to shame*

*slides elegantly on bottom to underneath Hayes' umbrella*

*don't think the hot chocolate mix will be fit to drink after this*

*can you get Ana to clear up please DM*

[hayesgrover]

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

*Oh dear, leaving quiet room for the night...*

[Keef]

*Walks in and thinks "thank God the Quiet Room has returned to it's former glory"*

*Throws window open*

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*Whistles to summon huskies...*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Trapped and skinned me an Ursus americanus - anyone want to snuggle up?

[dulwichmum]

Darling Peckhamgatecrasher!

How jolly cruel of you. Isn't the Ursus Americanus an endangered species? Couldn't you have simply ordered some organic lamb cutlets from Ocado?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Legitimate season October to January. Cured in my own urine - sure I can't tempt you?

[hayesgrover]

*Hey - the ice rink has melted and the forest has gone! DM, that must have been some powerful grenade. Mr. Popadopolus, that must have been some powerful laxative.*

*Clicks fingers and magics up some wetsuits and jetskis - who's on for some fun in the water?*

[Asset]

*can't be doing that*

*those engines are far too noisy*

*glass bottomed boat with sails and fully stocked bar appears*

[hayesgrover]

*Ah, fair enough. Forgot what room I was in for a second. Changes into snuggly warm sweater dress and climbs aboard*

[dulwichmum]

Indeedy sweet Hayesgrover, humidity and swimming makes my hair frizz! Sailing is terribly me!