red devil Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 *Pinches nose...coughs...splutters...brushes cobwebs away...opens French Doors...*It's Spring! :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-727825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 *glowers in grey, dank corner**mumbles* speak for yerself Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-727830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 *glances over in other corner wondering what the furry mass is...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-727850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 *Well I suppose the Spring clean should start**Could somebody take El Pibe outside, drape him over the washing line and give him a good beating? He is a tad dusty**There's a great big totem pole in the backyard. That's houldnt surprise me really**I'll clear the leaves out of the pool and take the dust sheets off ????, Otta and Jah Lush. That's a start* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-727895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 *tiptoes in**looks round.........no sign of a hundred in here**tiptoes out before being caught* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-728020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Pulls black balaclava over face and glances round. Nothing moving, or any visible sign of life. Tiptoes in to Quiet Room, silently removes bomb from backpack, conceals it, and sets timer. "Enough Semtex to bring the whole place down. In twenty minutes 'goodbye Quiet Room and all who sail in her'. Mwahahahaha". Exits silently, still laughing evil laugh... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-752678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 *Tippy-toe marks in the dusty floor?**Follows them and finds a brown paper box with an alarm clock attached**It has "BOM" painted on it in a childish scrawl**Takes it out to the back gate where lives the recycling bin with "BOMS" written on it. Drops the box and alarm clock into it* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-752679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Is there anybody therrrrrrre?...WoooooooOOOOoooOOOoWwwwooooooOOOOOOOOO...*Legs it...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1033663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 *Notes the bemused faces of so many newbies**Sadly dusts the painting of Mrs Dobbin the Lactating Donkey and then the recumbent figure of ????, in deep repose in his favourite Chesterfield. Picks up the copy of Razzle from his lap and returns it to the library**Peels an unconscious red devil off the non-sliding glass door, straightens his nose and props him on the other end of the Chesterfield* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1033693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 *Wakes up, rubs nose, looks across at ????, poor bloke, last time he looked that bad was at Reading '77. Decides to write a note...*Dear ????At the time of writing you've been asleep now for over 2 years.When you eventually wake up, you'd better know there's some good news and bad news.The good news is that West Ham sacked Big Fat Sam.The bad news is he's England's manager...can't win 'em all eh!Oh, and we're not in Europe anymore, but being a West Ham fan you'll be used to that by now.Yours,Red... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1033729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 *Creeps out to the pool, sits on the edge with feet dangling in the water, and thinks about those that came before**Sigs and makes way to the kitchen to prepare a fish finger sandwich* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1033766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 *slides the eyes of across in the painting of Churchill, which hangs on the wall**makes note of who's who, from the secret viewing point in the obs room hidden in the paneling**folds book and puts it the place its always kept**descends ladder into cellar* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1033794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 *decides to hang out here and wait* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 *wonders why Alan is leaning against the fireplace in a nonchalant manner, with his Gentleman's apparatus hanging out? It's not big or clever* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 *Seabag, Ferrero Rocher'd out in the Obs room, spies his chance to perform his newly acquired 'Masonic handshake'...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 * pads in softly to quiet room ** looks around for doggy treats, can't smell or see any ** cocks leg against fireplace and with a long sizzzzzzzzllllleeee the fire goes out ** realises that it's now quiet and very very dark in here , lets out a silent but deadly and leaves the room * Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 *Looks in through the window and wonders why it's gone dark inside**Starts tapping on the window with metal key to freak people out* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 *shakes a leg.Darn hound**chief eyes me with a look of distain. shouldn't bother me its happened hundreds of times before**it does though* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat in a Hot Tin Bus Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 * CAT slinks in to the room, vision perfectly adjusted to the dark ** spies seabag in a Ferro coma in the corner near some logs ** slinks around Alan's legs but realises they smell and are a bit damp ** smells tripe and dog farts lingering in the air ** decides to go next Door to where Mr Jolly lives * Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Poste's Child Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 *Peels face from pillow where dribble has dried. Blows nose on tissue. Replaces tissue with new one halfway through. Wipes nose with third tissue. Throws tissues on floor. Coughs ... and again ... and again. Replaces duvet over face.* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1065592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 *hears sobbing coming from a darkened corner**speaks quietly............*bob*? * Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1067553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 *from the darkness the reply is heard 'leave me alone'* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1067729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Poste's Child Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 *hears what sounds like *bob* and Alan Medic having a lovers' tiff. Stuffs duvet in ears* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1067751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 *Trips over a duvet and a couple of empty bottles of Dubonnet. Removes tattered pic of Quids from the dart board. Goes up into loft to get the Christmas decs box...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1194745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diable rouge Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 *Trips over Christmas decs box and a couple of empty bottles of Sipsmith Lemon Drizzle Gin. Removes tattered pic of Jah from the dart board. Goes up into loft to get the Valentine's Day decs box...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/136/#findComment-1400978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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