Quiet room...

[Ant]

*gives bagpuss conspiratorial nod - all is understood*

[Ant]

*shuffles through, bottle in hand*

(bottle of milk, that is; not booze)

[Keef]

*Strolls in feeling not too bad for a Monday morning*

*Opens patio doors, and thinks "I KNEW I SHOULD'VE AVOIDED THE DUNGEONS & DRAGONS RIDE!!!*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Dndc-tiamat.jpg

*Slams door*

*Picks up book on St George and looks for dragon slaying tips*

[bagpuss78]

*wakes up to keef reading interesting facts about dragons*

*slightly startled by 5 headed dragon laid slain at one's feet!*

[mockney piers]

* ties stunted unicorn up by hay bales, thinks how happy to have rescued uni from all those cigarette experiments at huntingdon life sciences *

* pops some quiet miles davis on stereo and starts cooking a big fry up *

* cocks an eye at bagpuss and keef, hungry? *

[bagpuss78]

*Famished!...cheers sweed-art!*

*gets collection of my little ponies out and places them around unicorn in order to make it feel at home*

*smiles to self with an enormous sense of well being*

[Keef]

*Nods greedily at Mockney*

*Feels glad that Uni has a nice friend now, as opposed to that annoying brat Bobby the Barbarian!*

*Wishes for a "power bow" like Hank's >:D< *

*Opens Patio door again to more tranquil scene*

http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f60/Toker69/th_Unicorns.jpg

(have changed it to a smaller image - The Administrator)

[CrystalClear]

wtf is that?!?!!?

[bagpuss78]

*sits plaiting Unicorns hair, putting a few coloured extensions in*

http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/3/9780060549503.jpg

[mockney piers]

* wonders when quiet room became sick room *

* pops another record on the stereo *

 

[bagpuss78]

*comes back from toilet to find seat taken by strangers, slightly miffed*http://www.loophouse.com/Images/Beanbags/beanbags-1.jpg

[Keef]

*Thinks to self "DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!*

[Ant]

*runs for the hills*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Cant help noticing that Mrs Dobbin the lactating Donkey has taken rather a shine to the Unicorn's, well, horn.*

*Not at all impressed by the lack of morality being dispalyed by the otherwise good natured Donkey*

*Still, perhaps Ana will be all the more impressed by the gift of a lactating Donkey pregnant by a Unicorn. Thinks that the birth could be a little tricky though*

[dulwichmum]

Mr Mikewbate,

This is filth, filth I tell you. I am sure you can get some kind of cognitive behavioural therapy for that kind of pre-occupation of yours!

[bagpuss78]

*finishes letter to admin about strange visitors to quiet room.....signs off shocked and appalled of East Dulwich*

[Keef]

*Does the Mary Poppins finger click, and order is restored*

*Sighs and muses that power in the wrong hands is a dangerous thing*

*Gets Cream Soda from soda-stream and sits on lazyboy*

[mockney piers]

* removes singing priest from turntable *

* opens to doors to swirling mists of morning in the mangrove swamps outside *

* relaxes next to Keef, singapore sling in hand to the soporific chirruping of tree frogs *

[Keef]

*Thinks "Mockney must have a very high sugar tolerance to be able to stomach a Singapore Sling!!!!"*

*Feels slightly jealous, so pours fine whiskey*

[bagpuss78]

*relaxes next to the chaps, pimms in hand*

[dulwichmum]

Arrives in the lounge avec Grande Latte. Sits down on directors chair, cashmere cardigen on shoulders 1950's style.

Low level growling heard from handbag.

Opens handbag, Mr Batdogs head pops out. Growls at Mr Keef, due to earlier misunderstanding with small puppy on Goose Green...

[Keef]

*Throws large bone full of marrow to BatDog as peace offering* *Winks at Dulwichmum ;-) *

[mockney piers]

* amuses self by pulling the bone with attached string every time Batdog gets close to it *

* chortles occasionaly in a bwah hah hah fashion *

[Ant]

*materialises with an Old Fashioned, sits, sips, smiles*

*wonders what Keef and DM have been up to on Goose Green*

[dulwichmum]

We were reading The Style Supplement of yesterday's Times, Take That were on the cover!