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*Strolls into Quiet Room in robes, vine leaves around his head and a pair of Jesus Creepers, (yes I've decided a toga party is on order) bearing gifts of the finest wines known to humanity*

We'll have no more of that awful Pinot Noit here*

*Steps down into the bowels of the Quiet Room and opens the wine cellar doors to reveal thousands of bottles of Chateaus Petrus and Margaux*

*Grabs goblets aplenty and pours for his thirsty pals*

*Goes to the fridge and brings out a huge selection of cheeses and bowls of grapes and puts on banquet table*

*Lies on couch and with huge goblet of wine in hands leers lasiciviously at the ladies*

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