Quiet room...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Can I slurp the White Burgundy from my saucer DM?*

[dulwichmum]

Oh CitizenEd dear heart - isn't it divine with cornflakes too? A truely versatile wine!

No darling Michael, it is best not to. And do get up off the floor. I will admit that look so very cute in your furry cat suit though.

[citizenED]

*hmmm....with cornflakes, that's an idea*

*for now, I'm enjoying it with my Pop Tarts and rollmops*

[Michael Palaeologus]

Who are the Pop Tarts - have I met them?

[citizenED]

*Oh Michael, poor lamb, you never had a Pop Tart?*

*note in diary - send one round to MP's*

*Blackberry and Apple?*

editing once for flavouring

[KalamityKel]

Where do we keep the duvets? I'm bloomin' cream crackered!

[jumpinjackflash]

There u go KK me old china, you can borrow my fur coat made with Orangutan hair.

*jumpinjack saunters off and eyes up bottles of Hock and Black Tower - who the heck brought these??*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Methinks it was the Blue Nun who slipped in a while back.

[citizenED]

*thought I'd seen some shifty character in here, up to no good*

*half inched the Pary Four too*

[Moos]

Jah Lush said he was on his way here, but I don't see curling trails of vineleaves, leopards or any crazed Maenads. And specifically no enormous jars of wine...

O Jah, where's our booze? You do realise you've taken on responsibility for it now, don't you?

[Jah Lush]

*Strolls into Quiet Room in robes, vine leaves around his head and a pair of Jesus Creepers, (yes I've decided a toga party is on order) bearing gifts of the finest wines known to humanity*

We'll have no more of that awful Pinot Noit here*

*Steps down into the bowels of the Quiet Room and opens the wine cellar doors to reveal thousands of bottles of Chateaus Petrus and Margaux*

*Grabs goblets aplenty and pours for his thirsty pals*

*Goes to the fridge and brings out a huge selection of cheeses and bowls of grapes and puts on banquet table*

*Lies on couch and with huge goblet of wine in hands leers lasiciviously at the ladies*

[KalamityKel]

*peeks out from under duvet in need of a hug*

[citizenED]

*spies Emperor swagger in with gifts*

*whisper..he's got the keys to the cellar*

*sends messenger doves off to the four corners of the Forum*

*Toga Party - QR - pronto*

*hopes emperor not embarrassed when he realises he's in his new clothes*

[Jah Lush]

*Bacchus (for it is I) pours wine for the latest arrivals*

*Hugs KK and asks but where are your other lady friends*

*The men are thirsty and need more young nubiles to pander to our whims*

(after a tiring day at the office in ancient Rome).

[KalamityKel]

*feels slightly better for hug and also wonders where the girls are at*

*is on the come down from last nite now and apologies for any emotional outbursts*

[Jah Lush]

*No apologies needed but am wondering where my Dionysian pal Keef is*

[jumpinjackflash]

here I am Jah..(well one of the girls anyway) I was just adjusting my fig leaves accordingly but am ready for you now...

[Jah Lush]

*Marvellous, no adjusting needed, pass me some more grapes darling*

*Letches at JJF salaticiously and pours the lovely girl a large goblet of wine*

[Moos]

Sorry, I'm late, was just doing up my so-this-summer Grecian sandals. Do you like my leopard?

[Jah Lush]

*Fabulous leopard darling but do keep him away from the panthers*

*We'll be feasting with them later*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Staggers in with large urn to use as temporary vomitarium.

Pass us a goblet or two, O Bacchus

[Keef]

*Wonders in to Quiet Senate in full centurian uniform*

*Ushers in several new wives picked up in Gaul*

*Ponders excuses for Mrs Keef*

*Samples wine, but decides to crack open a bottle of JD instead*

*Turns to KK*

"Boar's testicle for the lady?"

[KalamityKel]

*looks at Keef and thinks...*

"no ta I've had my fair share already" ;-)

[Jah Lush]

*Passes goblet to PGC and ponders large urn...hmmm*

*Grabs a rack of ribs and rides the rest home*

[Brendan]

*Walks in wearing a Top Shop toga, grabs bottle of JD from a passing nymph and promptly downs half*

*Declares:*

Veni, vidi, bibisse!

*Wonders if his Latin grammar is even vaguely correct*