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*Looks back at swimming pool with panic in eyes........ Swallows, and feels heart burn*


*Wonders if there's any bread and ketchup around, as everyone knows that fish fingers are best eaten in sandwich*


*Notices the "NO EATING OR DRINKING IN THE QUIET ROOM" sign on the notice board... Descreetly rips it down and burns it with zippo*

*gives the captain an appreciative nod, exits the hot tub and puts on his Star Wars towelling dressing gown*


*goes to the Captain's table, get's bread out of big bread bin with BREAD written on the side and makes a fish finger sandwich with ketchup and tartare sauce*


*takes sandwich and a glass of Ribena outside to relax on the sunlounger*


*thinks to himself "nice"*

*Wonders how Mark is able to stomach ketchup AND tartate?!?!?!?*


*As it's very quiet in here right now, and doesn't want fish fingers to go to waste, decides that seconds would be acceptable..... Takes 2 slices from the bread bin, whilst cursing dyslexia, fills with 5 fish fingers, smothers in ketchup, grabs another Cream Soda, goes outside and sits with feet dangling in pool*

*enters and takes a seat in a leather armchair near the window*

*makes it known, by way of subtle and above-all quiet signs, to Jenkins the butler that he wishes for a club sandwich to be freshly made and conveyed to him at Jenkins's earliest convenience*

*settles back with some reading matter*

*awaits sandwich*

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