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Good quote from the ever interesting Abu Muquwama


"Although democracy is often touted as a solution to conflict, that is not quite right. Democracy is, by its nature, a system designed to invite and encourage conflict over power and resources. It does so for a reason: conflict is good. It drives competition, innovation, and progress. But democracy only serves these purposes if conflict is kept within peaceful bounds. This requires a commitment among the parties to democratic norms--that is, it requires losers to accept their losses (and vow to compete, peacefully, another day), and it requires winners to not seek to permanently exclude the losers. The danger in Iraq at the moment is that democratization is a work in progress, and escalating political conflict is occurring within a fragile state just starting to recover from civil war. In a country of 27 million people in which every household owns an automatic rifle and (nearly) every political party has its own militia, what are the prospects that this competition will stay within peaceful bounds?


Dr. iRack expects some fireworks in the months ahead."

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Not really a blog, and terribly politically incorrect, but this had me in stitches this morning:


The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians


I've been told some of you are unable to enjoy such wit and humour due to workplace internet nazis so I've taken the liberty of pasting a couple of entries below.


#22 Robert Redford

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/redford.jpg

He Is:


Actor. Director.


Looks Like:


The head of Women's Studies at Community College of Denver.




#17 Masai Oka

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/masi2.jpg

He is:


Actor. Time Magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of Carpoolers).


Looks Like:


An author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.




#3 Ricky Gervais

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/gervais.jpg

He Is:


Comic. Writer. Actor. Creator of the hugely popular The Office and the somewhat less popular Extras.


Looks Like:


Someone who moved to Aleutian Islands with social worker partner and is studying to be a priest in the Anglican Church.

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Liking this, a sort of Snopes for Historians


http://bshistorian.wordpress.com/


Used this morning to debunk the hundred years war - two-fingered salute link, long bows were big and would have taken 3 fingers.

The sharper eyed among you may spot what prompted me to think of my childhood crush, Chloe Ashcroft.

I read quite a few 'alternative news sources', which can be great for rumours, hearsay and different points of view.

I love the ones by people who experience things, there was a wonderful insightful blog by an officer in the Met, until they shut him down.


The good ones are few and far between, and particularly the punditry blogs you have to take with a certain pinch of salt if not outright disbelief, though that doesn't necessarily mean they're not worth reading for different reasons.


So it's good to see some of the better ones actually doing what journalists seem to do a little less often these days, and get off their arses and find stuff out for themselves.


Here's a as good an analysis of the Darfur conflict as I've read, by Abu Muquwama's Londonstani.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Jon Swift's interpretation of Palin's comment:

I loved Pro-America:Soccer Moms ----- Anti-America:Soccer


Pro-America ----- Anti-America

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Republicans ----- Democrats

Small towns ----- Cities (except for Ground Zero in New York)

The South (except northern Virginia and the parts of Florida where liberal New York Jews live), the Midwest (except for Illinois, Michigan, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin), the West (except for the Pacific Coast and Colorado), western Pennsylvania ----- The East (except western Pennsylvania), the Pacific Coast, Colorado, parts of the Midwest that have turned against God, northern Virginia

Christians (except for Unitarians), Neocons ----- Liberal Jews, Unitarians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and other atheists

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader ----- Saturday Night Live

Country music (except for the Dixie Chicks), Christian rock ----- Non-Christian rock, hip hop, electronica, classical, jazz, folk, blues, salsa, reggae, bossa nova, sea shanties, etc.

Hank Williams, Jr. ----- Hank Williams, Sr.

A six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon ----- A venti soy milk latte

Iceberg lettuce ----- Arugula

American Idol ----- Project Runway

American Carol ----- A Christmas Carol

Homeschooling ----- Daycare

Regent University ----- The Ivy League

Herbert Hoover, Harry Truman, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush ----- Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Bill Clinton

Leaving Gs off the ends of words ----- Pronouncing ?nuclear? correctly

Soccer moms ----- Soccer

Professional wrestling ----- Olympic wrestling

A wide stance ----- Coming out

Shotgun marriages ----- Gay marriages

SUVs ----- Hybrids

Twilight ----- His Dark Materials

Chronicles of Narnia ----- Harry Potter

Conservapedia ----- Wikipedia

Pregnant teens who keep their babies ----- Teens who use birth control

Intelligent Design ----- Interior design

Seven houses ----- One house you can?t afford

Anger ----- Compassion

Myspace ----- Facebook

Godtube ----- Youtube

Abstinence-only sex education ----- Biology

The Rapture ----- Global Warming

Fargo (the accent) ----- Fargo (the movie)

Guns ----- Lawsuits

Death penalty ----- Abortion

Waterboarding ----- Skateboarding

Talk radio ----- NPR

Aspirin ----- Socialized medicine

Dr. Phil ----- Oprah Winfrey

Anna Nicole Smith ----- Princess Diana

Supreme Court cases whose names I can?t remember where Roberts, Alito, Scalia and Thomas are in the majority ----- Roe v. Wade

William Buckley ----- Christopher Buckley, Lord Buckley

Sexy librarians ----- American Library Association

Robocalls that interrupt your dinner ----- Polls that interrupt your dinner

Legacy admissions ----- Affirmative action

Second Amendment ----- Ninth Amendment

G. Gordon Liddy, Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh ----- The Weather Underground

Social Darwinism ----- Theory of Evolution

Signing statements ----- Legislation

Joe Lieberman ----- Colin Powell

Pakistan ----- Spain

Stephen Baldwin ----- Alec Baldwin

Red Dawn ----- Dawn of the Dead

White ----- Black

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This will make a few people happy http://counterknowledge.com/


"Dr Gillian McKeith

Widely derided as ?that awful poo lady? and stripped of her bogus qualification by the ASA, Gillian McKeith continues to be a menace to the public?s understanding of biology and nutrition through her ignorance. This year we laughed at her woes and we threw our hands up in despair at her obnoxious stupidity."


and here's Echan Deravy exhibiting near flawlessly rigorous historical analysis;

"[The Stone of Scone] was principally used as the stone on which Kings sat to become annointed [sic] monarchs and that is a ceremony that clearly has its origin in Pharaonic Egypt. It is thus highly likely that this stone was first carried to the distant shores of Spain and Ireland from Egypt, and then on to Scotland by Scota?s descendants. "


brilliant.

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