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The makers of hit TV series OPEN HOUSE are looking for desirable properties about to go on the market to feature in the next series. Filming will be throughout this spring and summer and could help you sell your property in a revolutionary new way.


To find out more contact the 'OPEN HOUSE' Team on: 01273 224 818 or email [email protected]


This is a great opportunity!


The areas most desirable in East Dulwich are roads off Dulwich Grove, Lordship Lane, East Dulwich Road and Barry Road.

I don't live in a "desirable area". Are you still interested in me? Please?


My one bedroom ex-local authority sh*t hole is vermin infesteed, the lifts smell of piss and my neighbours are crack dealers but with a lick of magnolia and the smell of fresh coffee I'm sure with your help I could pimp myself on the property ladder in no time.


Is this the one with the blond women with big tits?


Get back to me.

Property123 - I think you're not leveraging your main asset here. Should you not be asking if people fancy having this chap in their "area most desireable" for a day?


http://www.comeintomyworld.eu/blog/axm_KristianDigby.jpg

You guys are so funny! Man, this has got to be a set up by a Radio 4 comedy - when people ring the number above, they get Alistair McGowen impersonationg Phil and Kristie, no???


As re-processions roll on, particularly once all the greedy buy to letters stick their failing investments on the market, property shows will quickly be out of fashion.

Ted Max Wrote:

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> Property123 - I think you're not leveraging your

> main asset here. Should you not be asking if

> people fancy having this chap in their "area most

> desireable" for a day?

>

Too true.. in fact the simple promise of a breathy phone call from Phil and Kirstie (I love my women strong and my men cheeky) would be enough for me....

Scruffy Mummy Wrote:

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> As re-processions roll on, particularly once all

> the greedy buy to letters stick their failing

> investments on the market, property shows will

> quickly be out of fashion.


Well some good may come from this recession yet.


Seriously I understand why you would make a show about architecture but this property market bollocks is unfathomable wank. And am I to understand that this particular one doesn?t even feature a set of large bosoms?


And yes I did start that last sentence with the word and. And what are you going to do about it ?ey?

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