Rancho Relaxo

[citizenED]

*sparks up a Havana - rolled on Cuban thighs I trust, Keef*

*gets some roots vibe going on the steel pans*

*pours an Appleton Rum*

*sidles over to the hot buffet - a snapper to go with the rice'n'peas please, Jah*

*Irie...*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* appears the ranch is built on a mudslide *

* seem to be heading towards Kingston *

[citizenED]

*just think it is Jah's theme night, so am playing along*

*shut your eyes and dream carribean*

[SeanMacGabhann]

What with all of the tensions in the world, and the feeling that the weather is about to turn.. I felt the need for some refried beans, some fiery red, and a cold beer

* dusts off a stool *

* pulls up to the bar *

* thinks about waking the barman, decides better, and pours his own *

* starts reading... *

[citizenED]

*...Don Quixote*

*stands on the threshold of the Rancho, enviously watching Sean drink*

*just waiting for my 5 o'clock shadow to appear so I can join him*

*I may be a while*

[SeanMacGabhann]

It's goood to see some of the locals still here young citizen - at least have some food

* passes a plate and some Dragon's Blood *

[Keef]

*Enters Rancho Relaxo running, and performs perfect bomb in to the pool*

*Gets out and realises ciggies were still in pocket*

*Lines up ciggies on a rock in the sunshine so they can dry and go all yellow*

*Heads to the bar.....*

[TillieTrotter]

*Totters in on 5" heels and an itsy bitsy teenie weenie......*

*Hiya cowboys, can one of you gallants bring little ole me a Mojito please, I just think I'd die if I had to take another step*

*Smiles a winsome smile with shiny red lips*

[Keef]

*Passes Tillie a mojito, whilst doing that trying to look like you're not looking, whilst actually looking thing*

*Thinks "Mmmm cocktail*

*Heads towards bar with zombies in mind*

[jumpinjackflash]

Oh this is like the Quiet Room - I get it now!

[TillieTrotter]

*Why thankyou Keefy cowboy, you're too kind*

*Sips Mojito daintily through a silver straw*

*Please don't do another bomb Keef, you're making all this fabric wet*

[citizenED]

*licks lips - thanks for the food, Sean*

*clicks spurs*

*rubs chin*

*............still waitin'*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Saunters in wearing a laid shirt, leather trousers and dinky boots - camp me? puleassse*

*Trips over spurs and falls headlong into pool*

*Heaves self out and squelches to the bar*

"I'll have a Martini, make it very dry"

"Nice bikini Tilly" :-$"

[Keef]

*Notices that Cowboy Mike didn't do the trying to look like you're not looking, whilst actually looking thing* >:D

[Brendan]

wots 'n laid shirt?

[Administrator]

*swings open doors*

*nods to everyone, removes Sheriff's badge, everyone relaxes*

*strides up to the bar*

*orders whiskey, drinks whiskey*

*orders another whiskey, drinks whiskey*

It sure is mental out there at the moment

*pays for drink, tips barmaid, strides off in the direction of the distant gunfire*

[Brendan]

Cheese-it lads it's the fuzz!

*Watches as inhabitants dive into hiding behing wagon wheels and cacti.*

Fluffy? Is that you? Don't look now but I think your owner's wearing his getting lucky shirt.

[SeanMacGabhann]

* wakes up *

* realises he hit the sauce too hard too soon *

* hey, good to see so many friendly faces *

* sherrif looks like he's been through the wars mind you *

[Brendan]

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[Keef]

*Wonders how this Australian garden with a pool and a pool table evr became a Texan Ranch* :-S

*Decides it's not important and pours another zombie*

[Moos]

*enters in Daisy Duke shorts*

Howdy, y'all, this place is swell!

*mixes Appleton and ginger, retreats to comfy long chair next to pool with long, happy sigh*

*Keeps watchful eye on potential pool-chuckers*

[Keef]

*Keeps watchful eye on Daisy Duke shorts*

*Thinks to self, I love the summertime!* :)-D

*Considers Borat thong, but decides that no one deserves that!*

[SeanMacGabhann]

http://images.elfwood.com/fanq/b/r/brunofan/le_masqueew.jpg

[david_carnell]

*wanders in wearing best Village People cowboy outfit*

*realises it's not that sort of bar*

*wanders back out - but not before admiring a young ladies hot-pants and wondering if he could fit into them*

[Moos]

Not while I'm wearing 'em, DC, don't be silly.