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Brendan Wrote:

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> I?d make one ugly Brenda


Good of you to admit it, B.

But truth be told I suppose we all would with an injudicious amount of alcohol in us.

But perhaps 'ugly' is a somewhat harsh word. Let's say 'alternatively attractive'.

There.

jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> It should be the law that no one (especially

> fellas) should wear flipflops if their second toe

> is longer than their big toe!



nonsense. It is a well known fact that as well as being attractive longer second toes mean a genetic disposition towards telepathy.

We superior beings have no problem with you run of the mill short second toers gallivanting around ED in your sandals. Just know that if you see a longer second toe, you are in the presence of greatness.

Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Cleopatra, Shakespeare and Ghandi are but a few of our number.

I tend to go for longish (but not 3 quarter length) shorts, and t-shirts, usually with sandals, sometimes with trainers (and trainer socks). I'm a real t-shirt guy anyway, so that doesn't really change all year unless it's really really cold. I wore jumpers for about a week in the winter.


I can't stand the whole blokes say topless outside the pub thing, it just puts me off my beer!

Keef Wrote:

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> I can't stand the whole blokes say topless outside

> the pub thing, it just puts me off my beer!



Wouldn?t mind so much if the ladies did it though.


I?ve never got the whole stripping to the waste thing either though. Not unless you?re on a beach or maybe in a park or something like that. It?s just doesn?t go well with the scenery in a city like London.

James Wrote:

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> As a bloke I would beg to differ Brendan. I think

> my dress sense is pretty excellent. Ok, I admit

> it, I am gay. However you do see some pretty fine

> looking metrosexuals around these parts.

>

> PS I wouldn't make a bad Jane either


Well, I mean that's just cheating isn't it?

You start from a much higher taste line than us lumpy ol' heteros.

You wouldn't make a bad Jane? I'd make any old kind of Jane, I wouldn't even insist on her calling me Tarzan.

SimonM Wrote:

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> This week I have mostly been wearing...

>

> my "Sheffield United" beach shorts and clashing,

> non-Hawaiian, short sleeved cotton shirts...


Can every gay MBer please avert their eyes. I'm sorry you had to see that.

I'm sorry I had to see it, though I think I might've.

Can?t say I have ever felt the need to shave my legs but I have some friends who are into cycling and do so (why escapes me) and they go by the mantra; ?Shaving?s for pussies. Real men wax.?


So there you go.


Oh and Mrs B. re the fake tan. Any man who wears fake tan will have the piss ripped out of him buy his mates for years to come. It may even earn him a new nickname. I?d say go for it just for the entertainment value.

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