Missing without trace.

[numbers]

KidKruger Wrote:

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> Witch Burning. Still prevalent in Orissa and West

> Bengal.

also in Bihar. These are the poorest states in India.

[KidKruger]

numbers - yes of course, Bihar, it's worse in that respect than the other two states I mentioned !

[woodrot]

cats actually having a job to do

Bikes with gears

beards only being worn by sailors. see also arm sleeves of tats

shops that sell things you actually need

[Pugwash]

Bath Oliver Biscuits.

The large arrowroot biscuits you used to buy in pubs ( my dog used to eat these)

Petite Beurre biscuits ( I think that is how you spell them.)

Everlasting strips from the sweet shop

the old fashioned ironmongers where you could find anything.

Saturday Morning Kids pictures ( showing my age 6d in old money, and a few pence for sweets)

[stacey-lyn]

Cinema organists, rising from the pit.

Kennedy's Sausages

[steveo]

frizzetes

Captain Marvel (Shazam!)

whie dogshit (forum passim)

Thai sticks

The first wife

[Dopamine1979]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> Steve Frost on Carling ads. Oh No Hang on he's

> back!

An East Dulwich resident if I'm not mistaken. Unless he has a doppelganger.

[the-e-dealer]

Yes - Lacon Road environs.

[HonaloochieB]

Jubblies

Beer lollies

Cider lollies

Alley Gobs

Captain Hurricane getting into a 'raging fury' and bending and rending pieces of enemy hardware with his bare hands.

'Maggot' Malone. Cockney batman/first mate to the above. "Cor, chase me backwards up Big Ben", that's what he once said. Obviously not realising that Big Ben refers to the bell and not the tower. Naive or lazy ill-informed f@cker?

I bet Captain Hurricane would have had an opihion on the matter. A robust one I'm sure.

Tom Sharpe's ability to write anything funny - since Wilt.

OK then, The Wilt Alternative.

Gary Glitter records on pub juke boxes.

The Wimpy bar in Brixton. It's the Plan B club now and that's fine of course, but it doesn't do me much good when I fancy a cheap burger and chips that would be served on a plate with cutlery of metal and was brought to me at my table by friendly waiters tricked out in bow ties 'n' weskits.

Oh, but never mind me, I'm just being silly.

[Otta]

Thinking 8 bit graphics were amazing.

Those bacon flavour chip stick type snacks that came in a bag that had a newspaper design.

[Annette Curtain]

steveo Wrote:

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> The first wife

Slightly disturbing that one steveo.

[El Pibe]

I wasn't alone in thinking...'patio?' then ;)

[red devil]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Tom Sharpe's ability to write anything funny -

> since Wilt.

>

> OK then, The Wilt Alternative.

Blimey H'oochie, the pen is indeed mightier than the sword, looks like Tom lost the will to live after your damning critique.

Is this in anyway linked to your psychic music divining business?

Do you take requests?

Don't supose you could put in a bad word against Jilly Cooper?...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/jun/06/tom-sharpe-dies

[Annette Curtain]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> I wasn't alone in thinking...'patio?' then ;)

Nearly said "patio" but thought twice about it, as I reckon steveo's more of a decking kinda guy.

[the-e-dealer]

You cant bury a body under decking!

[El Pibe]

RD, I have to say my blood ran cold when I saw the headline earlier.

HB didn't have anything to do with laying down steveo's old patio did he?

[El Pibe]

I think it's usally taken to mean under the ground under the patio/decking.

It might be a giveaway if you just sort of arranged the slabs over the body.

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> You cant bury a body under decking!

[the-e-dealer]

When they Buried Trevor Jordache they just laid slabs of concrete over him.

[stacey-lyn]

the other sock

[Annette Curtain]

# EDF Thread Deviation 5150

Burying a body under a patio or decking

Discuss

[Dopamine1979]

Numerous bic pens over the years.

My keys from when I lived in a bedsit in Lewisham.

My TV remote.

My only comfy pair of sunglasses.

All with the other sock somewhere no doubt.

[HonaloochieB]

red devil Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Tom Sharpe's ability to write anything funny -

> > since Wilt.

> >

> > OK then, The Wilt Alternative.

>

> Blimey H'oochie, the pen is indeed mightier than

> the sword, looks like Tom lost the will to live

> after your damning critique.

> Is this in anyway linked to your psychic music

> divining business?

> Do you take requests?

> Don't supose you could put in a bad word against

> Jilly Cooper?...

>

> http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/jun/06/tom-sh

> arpe-dies

Cripes, didn't think he'd take it so much to heart.

Seriously though I'm sorry he's no longer with us.

Just re-bought Indecent Exposure and Riotous Assembly from a charity shop over the weekend, funny, mad and crude satires of apartheid era South Africa.

[the-e-dealer]

Sainsburys very sticky very delicious blackberry and apple pie.

[numbers]

HB's post about cider lollies + today's sunshine has made think of: Funny Feet, Screwballs

Also, chocolate bars: Fry's Five Centres, Gambits, Pink Panther pink chocolate

oh and whatever happened to those creepy sad-faced Pierrot Clowns?

[Otta]

Not seen Fry's 5 centres, but you stil see the orange and mint ones about.