fish Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 RosieH, this new thread is for you. Your wish is my command. Enjoy. Does my bum look big in this, or is it a little flat? :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Good grief... ::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted May 27, 2008 Author Share Posted May 27, 2008 Check out, 'I've had enough of you lot, ....' thread, and all will become clear. >:D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellenden Belle Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Yes... and also mentioned in the Top Ten Complaints about East Dulwich thread in the grown up section as well....I think it makes a nice change from breasts actually... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is it not enough that we have to deal with periods and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel and pandering to man-flu without having to worry about the size of our arses as well???I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to do with anything - women aren't men - their brains aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted that correctly)*flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy multi-layered chiffon skirt"s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your kind efforts on my behalf Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellenden Belle Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 RosieH Wrote:> > *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy> multi-layered chiffon skirt"> Darling RosieH ... I think we can now see where the problem lies. Flouncy multi-layered skirts only work on Sienna Miller (who wants to give the illusion of a large backside)....You need to squeeze that delicious rump into a J-Lo style pair of hotpants and hit Lordship Lane with an alcopop in your hand.Omigod... did I really just use the word rump? Three days in the North and I have had a personality change. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted May 27, 2008 Author Share Posted May 27, 2008 RosieH Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is> it not enough that we have to deal with periods> and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel> and pandering to man-flu without having to worry> about the size of our arses as well???> > I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to> do with anything - women aren't men - their brains> aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not> coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and> f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted> that correctly)> > *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy> multi-layered chiffon skirt"> > s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me> today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your> kind efforts on my behalfYou are very welcome. :)-D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 RosieH Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is> it not enough that we have to deal with periods> and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel> and pandering to man-flu without having to worry> about the size of our arses as well???> > I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to> do with anything - women aren't men - their brains> aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not> coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and> f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted> that correctly)> > *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy> multi-layered chiffon skirt"> > s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me> today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your> kind efforts on my behalf*Claps*Good form. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 It was ME who mentioned it in top 10 complaints - the thread asked for the top 10 complaints IN E Dulwich so I thought it was worth a mention.I'd flounce out myself but obviously given the size of it I'd only lose balance and fall over. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Does my bum look big in this?http://www.wisconsinhistory.org/patterns/images/1873fashion-sm.gif Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonM Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Admit it...you're hiding one of the infamous LL traffic wardens in there...B) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Ms B Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> It was ME who mentioned it in top 10 complaints -> the thread asked for the top 10 complaints IN E> Dulwich so I thought it was worth a mention.> > I'd flounce out myself but obviously given the> size of it I'd only lose balance and fall over.Hey Ms B, didn't mean to steal your thunder - the size of women's arses was the one topic that almost caused me to flounce off on an earlier thread about Harriet Harman Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 So with you on that one, RosieH - and the 'wattle neck' comments, and some others too. Grrr. Might have a little huffy flounce right now on the bus just from the memory. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 RosieH, didn't mean to suggest this is my topic! Just felt guilty that I had had a girly outburst that had resonated into another thread. Glad to hear I'm not the only one! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-105888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I saw a huge one today bending over one of the tables in Cafe Nero. I'm not even sure that there was anyone attached to it, my Coffee was sucked into its increasingly erratic orbit as it wobbled this way and that putting the Italian Barista through the window and scattering a mound of muffins to the 4 corners of the cafe. They're a menace! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
muffintop Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Hahaha! Was the song "I like big butts and I cannot lie" playing in the background? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Nope...Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen.;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Baby got back Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 'Big Bottoms' - Tap Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I'm just glad black guys like fat arses. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted May 31, 2008 Author Share Posted May 31, 2008 And a certain Mr Abramovich - 17 million quids worth!:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Was that a a dig at Fat Frank or distant memories of Jimmy Floyds shelf like batty? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoshntosh Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 wasn't there a song: "the bigger the cushion... the better the pushin'...??" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMacGabhann Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 indeed there was shoshntosh.. in fact.....here it is - Spinal Tap Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-106840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoshntosh Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 aaahh. the blessed spinal tap. thank you for reminding me of that gem... methinks it's time for another viewing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3381-the-size-of-womens-arses/#findComment-108025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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