The Size Of Women's Arses?

[fish]

RosieH, this new thread is for you. Your wish is my command. Enjoy. Does my bum look big in this, or is it a little flat? :))

[Annasfield]

Good grief... ::o

[fish]

Check out, 'I've had enough of you lot, ....' thread, and all will become clear. >:D

[Bellenden Belle]

Yes... and also mentioned in the Top Ten Complaints about East Dulwich thread in the grown up section as well....

I think it makes a nice change from breasts actually...

[RosieH]

for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is it not enough that we have to deal with periods and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel and pandering to man-flu without having to worry about the size of our arses as well???

I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to do with anything - women aren't men - their brains aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted that correctly)

*flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy multi-layered chiffon skirt"

s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your kind efforts on my behalf

[Bellenden Belle]

RosieH Wrote:

>

> *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy

> multi-layered chiffon skirt"

>

Darling RosieH ... I think we can now see where the problem lies. Flouncy multi-layered skirts only work on Sienna Miller (who wants to give the illusion of a large backside)....

You need to squeeze that delicious rump into a J-Lo style pair of hotpants and hit Lordship Lane with an alcopop in your hand.

Omigod... did I really just use the word rump? Three days in the North and I have had a personality change.

[fish]

RosieH Wrote:

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> for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is

> it not enough that we have to deal with periods

> and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel

> and pandering to man-flu without having to worry

> about the size of our arses as well???

>

> I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to

> do with anything - women aren't men - their brains

> aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not

> coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and

> f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted

> that correctly)

>

> *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy

> multi-layered chiffon skirt"

>

> s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me

> today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your

> kind efforts on my behalf

You are very welcome. :)-D

[Brendan]

RosieH Wrote:

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> for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is

> it not enough that we have to deal with periods

> and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel

> and pandering to man-flu without having to worry

> about the size of our arses as well???

>

> I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to

> do with anything - women aren't men - their brains

> aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not

> coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and

> f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted

> that correctly)

>

> *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy

> multi-layered chiffon skirt"

>

> s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me

> today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your

> kind efforts on my behalf

*Claps*

Good form.

[Guest]

It was ME who mentioned it in top 10 complaints - the thread asked for the top 10 complaints IN E Dulwich so I thought it was worth a mention.

I'd flounce out myself but obviously given the size of it I'd only lose balance and fall over.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Does my bum look big in this?

http://www.wisconsinhistory.org/patterns/images/1873fashion-sm.gif

[SimonM]

Admit it...you're hiding one of the infamous LL traffic wardens in there...

B)

[RosieH]

Ms B Wrote:

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> It was ME who mentioned it in top 10 complaints -

> the thread asked for the top 10 complaints IN E

> Dulwich so I thought it was worth a mention.

>

> I'd flounce out myself but obviously given the

> size of it I'd only lose balance and fall over.

Hey Ms B, didn't mean to steal your thunder - the size of women's arses was the one topic that almost caused me to flounce off on an earlier thread about Harriet Harman

[Moos]

So with you on that one, RosieH - and the 'wattle neck' comments, and some others too. Grrr. Might have a little huffy flounce right now on the bus just from the memory.

[Guest]

RosieH, didn't mean to suggest this is my topic! Just felt guilty that I had had a girly outburst that had resonated into another thread. Glad to hear I'm not the only one!

[bon3yard]

I saw a huge one today bending over one of the tables in Cafe Nero. I'm not even sure that there was anyone attached to it, my Coffee was sucked into its increasingly erratic orbit as it wobbled this way and that putting the Italian Barista through the window and scattering a mound of muffins to the 4 corners of the cafe. They're a menace!

[muffintop]

Hahaha! Was the song "I like big butts and I cannot lie" playing in the background?

[bon3yard]

Nope...Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen.;-)

[tommy]

Baby got back

[Asset]

'Big Bottoms' - Tap

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'm just glad black guys like fat arses.

[fish]

And a certain Mr Abramovich - 17 million quids worth!:))

[bon3yard]

Was that a a dig at Fat Frank or distant memories of Jimmy Floyds shelf like batty?

[shoshntosh]

wasn't there a song: "the bigger the cushion... the better the pushin'...??"

[SeanMacGabhann]

indeed there was shoshntosh.. in fact.....

here it is - Spinal Tap

[shoshntosh]

aaahh. the blessed spinal tap. thank you for reminding me of that gem...

methinks it's time for another viewing.