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...when you go in to the Cockhouse for a couple of drinks before going home to supper and have to leave after one because there's a f***en b'day party going on at 7 o'cock with music SO f'ing loud n tossers screaming with hoots of drunken joy that pisses so many people off paying for the crappy over priced sh*t food that you have to leave whilst cussing the tossy running of the place...

You no longer take drugs and drink with such abandon.

You have to think really hard about the last time you got laid.

You get your first pair of varifocals.

Your hair starts going seriously grey.

Your hair starts falling out.

You're not as slender as you once were.

You finally hang your boots up.

UncleBen Wrote:

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> When bouncers wave you in without searching you.

> Well really.


Or they say "wait outside old boy, i'm sure your daughter will be out in a moment, does she know what time you are picking her up"

you know when your getting old when it takes longer to recover the next day compared to the time u were out the night before.

you know your getting old when girls refer to you as 'that lady' or 'the women' in a queue, normally in a way that implies i must be tired ! im only 36 !

you know your getting old when you used to rave to garage and dance and now prefer michael bubeleeeeeee ! and andre rieu recitals !

you know your getting old when you buy something to wear because it looks comfy !

heres to getting older !

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