im in love

[dulwichdogman]

i am so in love with lisa medows from the clock house pub ,, i need you all to know xxxxxxx love you lisa i am giving up my partner and kids for you . be mine always xxxx

[pinecone]

I too am in love with a certain CT

[reeko]

Oh dogman, so selfless of you to 'give up' your current partner and children. I am sure they will be thrilled with your public declaration.

[aquarius moon]

Lucky Lisa!

(poor partner & kids)

or maybe it should be:

Poor Lisa,

(lucky partner & kids!)

[MrBen]

Amazing what can happen at the golf club after hours!

[reeko]

Yes indeed lucky Lisa,

she would do well to remember that a man capable of abandoning partner and children once is more than capable of doing so again.

[red devil]

Oh the allure of a barmaid and her pork scratchings...

[Jeremy]

reeko... think you're probably taking this a bit too seriously...

[Otta]

Very kindly out Jeremy.

[reeko]

Well maybe, but if this is a joke Jeremy it is way too plausible to be funny.

[Otta]

Otta Wrote:

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> Very kindly out Jeremy.

"put" not "out". Fucking phone!

[Dopamine1979]

That's a bold statement from Dulwichdogman at 12.19am.

It seems whatever is on tap at the Clock House is even more potent than it's brewers admit to.

I'll have whatever he's drinking.

[Jeremy]

Well I suppose at least they still have one loyal customer...

[JohnL]

reeko Wrote:

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> Well maybe, but if this is a joke Jeremy it is way

> too plausible to be funny.

Maybe DDM left his workstation logged on :)

[womanofdulwich]

I would like to know how she has captured your heart Mr Dogman.

[red devil]

womanofdulwich Wrote:

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> I would like to know how she has captured your

> heart Mr Dogman.

She has a shiny coat and a wet nose...and likes doing tricks

[Burbage]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Well I suppose at least they still have one loyal

> customer...

Only for the moment. As George Meredith so sweetly put it, "love dies".

Even the euphoric froth of the instant, assuming it's not as unilateral is it looks, will soon be tinged with the workaday details of life's grim carnival. There are children to think of or, at least, their cost. And, as is the case in every transient fit of human happiness, lawyerly shadows will be balefully gathering to await their inevitable offerings. It's all very well to dream of skipping hand in hand from the brewerly gloom of a scented cellar to build a new life amongst nature's bounty, but past experience, if not the by-laws, suggests the attempt will swiftly sunder the stoutest of romantic bonds, whether forged by Cupid's deceitful darts or the barmaid's dispensations.

I may be wrong. Perhaps this episode represents a miraculous new beginning from which all concerned will emerge into a brighter future, replete with shining prospects on near horizons. And though history, as far as I have read it, admits no precedent, history is written by cynics.

[uncleglen]

Well, there is advertising dulwichdogman, and then there's ensuring that 99% of heterosexual males in the vicinity of the Clock House go down there. Are you sure you are not the landlord?

[HonaloochieB]

DDM, you use the term 'partner', do I take it then you are not married to the mother of your children?

If that's the case it rules out the most obvious course of action, that of a father-in-law horse-whipping you on the steps of your club.

It's a pity of course, but there's nothing to be done about it.

[dulwichdogman]

It's true . Now Lisa doesn't want me

[El Pibe]

a quick google throws up these images

I'm figuring she's the latter?

[red devil]

dulwichdogman Wrote:

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> It's true . Now Lisa doesn't want me

Errrr, was that anything to do with you declaring your undying love for her on a local public internet forum?

Please don't tell me you asked her to sit up and beg...

[JDC]

walkies

[JDC]

red devil Wrote:

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> dulwichdogman Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > It's true . Now Lisa doesn't want me

>

> Errrr, was that anything to do with you declaring

> your undying love for her on a local public

> internet forum?

> Please don't tell me you asked her to sit up and

> beg...

scooby scooby do

[JDC]

JDC Wrote:

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> walkies

i thought it was just puppy love