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northlondoner Wrote:

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> scotslass Wrote:

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> > Really - did you know it cost ?7 million to make!

> > WTF in this day when people are really struggling

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> Yes the money could have been distributed amongst the poor .0


And don't go and see the new film 'Gravity' - that cost $100m to make.


Where will it end?

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What sort of masochist watches commercials out of choice these days?


With PVR machines costing less than a hundred pounds there really is no need to spoonfeed lukewarm diarrhoea into your mouth and say mmmmmmmmmm.


Quite frankly, the advert sucks satan's scaly pecker - but will no doubt strike a chord with anyone who beat a path to Kensington Palace and lay a rose, blubbering like a big baby etc etc

*Bob* Wrote:

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> What sort of masochist watches commercials out of

> choice these days?

>

> With PVR machines costing less than a hundred

> pounds there really is no need to spoonfeed

> lukewarm diarrhoea into your mouth and say

> mmmmmmmmmm.

>

> Quite frankly, the advert sucks satan's scaly

> pecker - but will no doubt strike a chord with

> anyone who beat a path to Kensington Palace and

> lay a rose, blubbering like a big baby etc etc


You don't like the advert then?

It's like peering into a toilet after the flush to watch a turd go down - and finding yourself overcome with emotion by the smoothness of its removal. I'm mean, yeah, you could - but why would you want to, given the choice?


It's slick, but then by christ it should be for a cool million.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> What sort of masochist watches commercials out of

> choice these days?


You *Bob*?

>

> With PVR machines costing less than a hundred

> pounds there really is no need to spoonfeed

> lukewarm diarrhoea into your mouth and say

> mmmmmmmmmm.

>

> Quite frankly, the advert sucks satan's scaly

> pecker - but will no doubt strike a chord with

> anyone who beat a path to Kensington Palace and

> lay a rose, blubbering like a big baby etc etc

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> *Bob* Wrote:

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> > What sort of masochist watches commercials out choice these days?


You *Bob*?



I have an excuse: I am required to watch all manner of shite because it's part of my job. So that should I find myself sitting in Adam&Eve/DDB in front of someone wearing fashion victim sunglasses with a 'creative box' of play lego on their desk - and they ask me "hey, did you see our JL spot???" then instead of saying "no, I fast-forward all adverts because they bring nothing of interest to my life" I am able to say "YES! My body was enveloped in a curious warm glow, my heart melted - and I felt compelled to purchase a Nespresso machine and a faux-silk throw from a chain retailer sporting a slogan nobody actually understands - even the staff."

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