Funny Celebrity encounters/stories

[Annasfield]

Digger Barnes. Jeez thought it was obvious.

[Jah Lush]

Oh John Barnes, should have known that...Doh!

[ClareC]

I went on a hen weekend a few years back and the organiser had arranged for us all to go to a club in Bristol on the Saturday night. We had "VIP" passes so could access the segregated part. I popped into the loos and shortly afterwards had someone (plus friends) hammering on the door - there were only a few cubicles and they were intent on getting in one asap. I came out to see a girl lurch towards the corner of the room vomitting (pleasant) only to realise the girl banging on the door was Charlotte Church!

[????]

A "scummer" is a 'fan' of your biggest rivals (pompey/southampton).....but Ratty misuses it, Millwall fans are the proper 'scummers'

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

We don't care.

[????]

My favourite scummer appears........there's a few on here though!

IRONS

[Keef]

Keef Wrote:

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> He also just comes across as the cockiest tosser in the world!

Annasfield Wrote:

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> I met JB once, all be it very briefly but he seemed like a nice enough fella.

I was a bit confused there, as I was talking about Craig David, and wasn't sure if we were crossing wires. Oh well, all makes sense now. John Barnes does seem nice enough, just a smooth ladies man.

[BJL]

Thanks for the "scummer" explanation. I didn't realise it was all down to sports.

[VeryBerryCherry]

It's not funny nor is he really that much of a celebrity anymore (not actually sure he even was in the first place).

But I served Ricardo from 'The Salon' yesterday in Balham.

He couldn't decide if he wanted his steak medium or rare... :-S

Apparently he's a regular... But I was more excited about the lady who comes in on Tues for cheap Steak Night with her pet rabbit... on a lead!

[Moos]

George Clooney cried like a baby when I dumped him.

Suppose it's not all that funny, though.

[ratty]

Not really a celeb thing but I once went out for a drink with Mary McCartney having no idea that she was Paul's daughter. Never followed that one up either despite having rather a smashing time! Gutted!