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It'll be a strange old mid-afternoon without her. Trying to put words together and then doing maths.

A couple of questions.


Has anyone on here appeared on Countdown?

Do you have the teapot to prove it?

If you did, did you get a 'niner'?

Did Carole flirt with you?

Did she flirt with you regardless of your gender?

As a male Roman Catholic student, at home on your own, did you ever commit a mortal sin with yourself that involved Carole Vorderman?


Just interested.

I don't see anything wrong in principle with having a multi-millionaire and all-round maths whizz telling you who'll still give you a loan - even if you've already got a fistful of credit cards you can't pay off, CCJs, no job, a criminal record and your house is about to be repossessed.

The offer made to Vorderman (90% cut if reports are to be believed) suggests that C4 are happy to seen Countdown end - it was never the same for me afte they extended it from 30 to 45 mins


As for how "bad" she feels as she still loves the show and the fans so much - well..... it's not like she can't afford to take the hit is it? She still gets a fair wedge for doing something she "loves" -

I liked her advert for Benecol.. the one where she demonstrated that Benecol could actually help 'lower' your cholesterol by pinching her fingers together when she said the word 'lower'. Because up until that point I didn't actually know what 'lower' meant.


Thanks, Carol!

CAROLE VORDERMAN IN LINE TO BECOME NEXT POPE


So, the final countdown has started The thinking man's Carol Smilie, Carol Vorderman has shocked her many loyal fans by revealing her intention to be the next Pope.


Pontificating upon her desire to be the next Pontif, the brainbox behind Countdown, and those slightly sinister adverts where she invites all and sundry to consolidate their debts said:


"For a while now, I have needed a new challenge. Laughing at the jokes of Des Lynam, Des O'Connor, and Des from Neighbours (the bloke who looked like a long lost member of Showadywaddy,) is all very well, but it means that I don't have that much time to give back to society, and I feel that a slightly less stressful job is what I really need."

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