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siousxiesue Wrote:

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> TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> > Groan Siousxiesue

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> > Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about

> what

> > do you call a deer with no eyes !

>

>

> How about a dead deer with no eyes?

>

> Still no idea;-)


It's like the dead parrot sketch now, Siouxiesue please see post two above yours where the punch line was ruined ....by me...


It can only be countered with something so truly bad that it will end up in a cracker, something like " two drunks walk into a bar 'BOOM BOOM'. "

FJDGoose Wrote:

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> unlurked Wrote:

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> > The wife said I should see her point of view

> more

> > often. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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> :)




You're fired :))

siousxiesue Wrote:

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> TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> > Groan Siousxiesue

> >

> > Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about

> what

> > do you call a deer with no eyes !

>

>

> How about a dead deer with no eyes?

>

> Still no idea;-)


And there's always-what do you call a dead eyeless deer with it's throat cut?


Still bloody no eye deer!

A small boy and a priest are seated outside the psychiatrists office


To pass the time, the priest asks the small boy why he is there


"I like to pull the wings of birds, stick poo in people's hair and kick small animals like they are rugby balls" says the boy


"I see" said the priest, "you definitely do need some serious help"


The boy looks at the priest and asks him why he is there


The priest replies " well you see I have this invisible imaginary friend who gives me instructions on how to lead my life..."

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