uncleglen Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 What's the difference between a nun and a woman in the bath?One of them has a soul full of hope, the other has a ..... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-940318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 You know you told that joke 2 years ago. Time for new material I suspect. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-940339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
siousxiesue Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 What do you call a 3 legged reindeer?Eileen Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-940397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Groan Siousxiesue Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about what do you call a deer with no eyes ! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-940415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
siousxiesue Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 TheArtfulDogger Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Groan Siousxiesue > > Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about what> do you call a deer with no eyes !Mmm, no-eye-deer! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-940421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 No I still have no idea either ... Hang on that's the punch line for the next joke in the series Doh Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-940425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Aelfheah Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 One eye said to the other eye: " between you and me, something smells" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-940462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
siousxiesue Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 TheArtfulDogger Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Groan Siousxiesue > > Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about what> do you call a deer with no eyes !How about a dead deer with no eyes?Still no idea;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 siousxiesue Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> TheArtfulDogger Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Groan Siousxiesue > > > > Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about> what> > do you call a deer with no eyes !> > > How about a dead deer with no eyes?> > Still no idea;-)It's like the dead parrot sketch now, Siouxiesue please see post two above yours where the punch line was ruined ....by me...It can only be countered with something so truly bad that it will end up in a cracker, something like " two drunks walk into a bar 'BOOM BOOM'. " Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 FJDGoose Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> unlurked Wrote:> ----.---------------------------------------------> ------> > The wife said I should see her point of view> more> > often. So I looked out the kitchen window.> > :)You're fired :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDOldie Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 The late great Tommy Cooper'Slept like a log last night, woke up in the fireplace' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog duck Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 What does a Korean need when he takes his dog out?Oven gloves Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Dog duck Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> What does a Korean need when he takes his dog> out?> > Oven glovesOi I object to that wruff joke Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
siousxiesue Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 siousxiesue Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> TheArtfulDogger Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Groan Siousxiesue > > > > Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about> what> > do you call a deer with no eyes !> > > How about a dead deer with no eyes?> > Still no idea;-)And there's always-what do you call a dead eyeless deer with it's throat cut?Still bloody no eye deer! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 A Penguin goes into a pub.. Asks the Landlord "Has my dad been in ?" Landlord replies.. " Don't know.. What does he look like ? " Foxy.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCat Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Two flys on a toilet seat.....one got pissed off...... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetsally Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 "Knock knock""Who's there?""Interrupting muppet""Interrupt.........""Mahna MahnaDo doo be-do-doMahna MahnaDo do-be doo" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Speaking as an atheist.http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag237/jahlushhead/1506716_10153955774433949_2974618505049133740_n_zps9ivqpyps.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 A small boy and a priest are seated outside the psychiatrists officeTo pass the time, the priest asks the small boy why he is there "I like to pull the wings of birds, stick poo in people's hair and kick small animals like they are rugby balls" says the boy "I see" said the priest, "you definitely do need some serious help"The boy looks at the priest and asks him why he is thereThe priest replies " well you see I have this invisible imaginary friend who gives me instructions on how to lead my life..." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog duck Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Following his death, Jimmy Hill is to be buried at the family plot on Easter Island Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?"A rebel without a Claus"Happy Christmas East Dulwich and enjoy your Christmas cracker jokes Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Skeleton walks in to a bar... 'Pint of bitter and a mop please' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/39588-a-bit-of-light-relief-for-xmas/page/2/#findComment-941658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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