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Have just discovered my long term girlfriend of 3 years has been sleeping around with no other than my next door neighbour. (6) He was like a brother to me - although I must admit I was once tempted by his sensational buttocks and ability to make any human weak at the knees.

I am waiting untill marriage for the night of my life, Kate was not, as I have recently dicovered. I loved her and still do to this day. I miss her sparkling ever shining green eyes and long fluttering eyelashes that gently grace her beautiful cheekbones, she had the most wonderful smile which would light up any room.

I sincerely do not know what to do with myself and have never felt such an overwhelming sense of loss in my whole entire life, not even when my cat Jimmy died. :(

Can anybody think of a way to cheer an old guy up? :)-D

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No, her name is Kate. Booze is the answer correct, anyone want to lend me a few pounds for a can of White Lightening?


Thanks for the advice guys, might see you at the new bar in Lordship Lane tonight where I will be drowning my sorrows. If you see a lonely dark haired guy, do come and socialise! :)-D

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