Heart Breaking News (Lounged)

[LuvSnailz]

>:D<

Have just discovered my long term girlfriend of 3 years has been sleeping around with no other than my next door neighbour. (6) He was like a brother to me - although I must admit I was once tempted by his sensational buttocks and ability to make any human weak at the knees.

I am waiting untill marriage for the night of my life, Kate was not, as I have recently dicovered. I loved her and still do to this day. I miss her sparkling ever shining green eyes and long fluttering eyelashes that gently grace her beautiful cheekbones, she had the most wonderful smile which would light up any room.

I sincerely do not know what to do with myself and have never felt such an overwhelming sense of loss in my whole entire life, not even when my cat Jimmy died. :(

Can anybody think of a way to cheer an old guy up? :)-D

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

Thats a relief I thought another fox had died.

[LuvSnailz]

This is not a joke!!!!!

[LuvSnailz]

This is not a joke!!!!!(6)

[ratty]

Fake your own death!

[LuvSnailz]

I am already on suicide watch - not an option.

CONSTRUCTIVE ADICE GUYS????!!!!

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

Do you live in a terraced or detatched house?

[LuvSnailz]

A gorgeous semi-detatched on the corner of the Rye.

What has this to do with my love life??

Are you trying to take my house as well as my girl?!

(td)

[david_carnell]

Booze my friend, booze. Then time.

Or, if you're feeling in the mood, I do believe there is a girl in the Lounge area about to become single this evening. She might be worth a punt!

[Jah Lush]

Dump her! And if she's the same poster calling herself Maryana on another thread be quick about it becacuse she's gonna dump you at the weekend.

[KidKruger]

Clearly your first course of action was to immediately Register on EDF and post your predicament - isn't that enough ?

[*Bob*]

Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy Wrote:

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> Do you live in a terraced or detatched house?

Ha Ha!

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

A gorgeous semi-detatched on the corner of the Rye.

What has this to do with my love life??

Are you trying to take my house as well as my girl?!

Makes quite a lot of difference if you are going to set fire to your neighbour's house.

[david_carnell]

Don't tease him - he's "not in the mood" apparantly.

[LuvSnailz]

No, her name is Kate. Booze is the answer correct, anyone want to lend me a few pounds for a can of White Lightening?

Thanks for the advice guys, might see you at the new bar in Lordship Lane tonight where I will be drowning my sorrows. If you see a lonely dark haired guy, do come and socialise! :)-D

[LuvSnailz]

I am in the mood! Just not in the mood for pathetic fools who want to discuss subjects as boring as the London Bridge platform at East Dulwich Station! Boooooooooring!!!!!

I first met Kate at London Bridge. :(

[Jah Lush]

No, we'll just run in, point at you and laugh....ah ha ha ha ha!

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

Pay an escort to pretend to be your new girlfriend for the next couple of weekends and she'll soon come crawling back.

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

No, we'll just run in, point at you and laugh....ah ha ha ha ha!

We could all turn up with our partners and act overly happy.

[LuvSnailz]

Fuck you guys. Do I look like I need an escourt?! Ive got millions of youthful models swarming around me. But I only want Kate!!!

[*Bob*]

Definitely get an Escort. Then just recline back and wait for her call.

[LuvSnailz]

Do you have the number for me?

[Jah Lush]

Just move on. Dump the two timing bitch. Plenty more fish in the sea. Honestly, you'll thank me for it one day.

[LuvSnailz]

Obviously I already have dumped her..!

[Jimbob]

couple of quid for a can of white lightening, when you can get 6 stella for a fiver, you,re obviously not thinking straight.