Petty Annoyances

[HonaloochieB]

Tree surgeons who faint at the sight of sap.

[Cassius]

Personalised number plates - get over yourself!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Cassius Wrote:

Personalised number plates - get over yourself!

Guy at work named his Son after a Number Plate that he had!;-)

[ed_pete]

Forumites signatures, unnecessary exclamation marks and the excessive use of smileys.

[Brendan]

:)):)):))

[Keef]

ed_pete Wrote:

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> Forumites signatures,

People using the forum to advertise their band! ;-)

[HonaloochieB]

Keef Wrote:

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> ed_pete Wrote:

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> > Forumites signatures,

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> People using the forum to advertise their band!

Don't get me started on those bastards.

[Brendan]

Films without sword fights, naked ladies and knob jokes.

I mean what?s the point? I may as well just invite 50 strangers into my living room to sit around eating popcorn while I get subjected to Eastenders.

[Moos]

People who get on the lift on the 1st floor and off on the 2nd floor, especially when (like me) you are going to the 3rd floor.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Or worse - decending 12 floors in a lift - a clean run to ground floor and then someone stops it on the 1st floor, gets in and goes down one floor - ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keef]

I'm with you on this one Moos. So many times I've wanted to shout at some lazy cow for holding up my journey, only to realise that my arguement is somewhat weakened by my own use of the lift. But to go one floor, Come On!

[Brendan]

Why talking about having kids makes adults behave like children.

[Moos]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Why talking about having kids makes adults behave

> like children.

Why reading the nonsense that people I've never met spout on internet forums can make one feel so depressed.

[ruffers]

People in a coffee shop who say "Can I get a coffee?". What do you think you bleedin' idiot, it's a coffee shop. That's why you came in in the first place.

I'd just love to see a member of staff give the only correct answer of "yes".

[mockney piers]

"People who get on the lift on the 1st floor and off on the 2nd floor"

I love that scene in Peep Show where the office junior does that, and as Mark begins to have a go at him, the junior limps out of the lift with an obviously crippled leg.

Of course that turns out later to be a wind-up itself, but all very funny.

[KalamityKel]

Man Flu... oh plz!

[Moos]

People who talk about you know the C event in OCTOBER!

*glares at the previous poster in a terrifying manner*

[Shu.Kurimu.Sensei]

queue jumping, especially when hungry.

This dude obviously hates it too :))

http://www.knbc.com/news/17597527/detail.html

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Getting hoist by my own petard,particularly when driving.

Blackwall Tunnel Northbound (Friday Night-probably other times) where the traffic is regulated by 2 lights near the Tunnel.

Invariably one is travelling at Maximum speed with barely another car in sight until "The Greenwich Peninsula" and then nearly every bleedin' time a mass of cars bumper to bumper created by whoever is playing with those ****ing lights.

(Tip for fellow Forumites-Stay in Outside Lane-will bring you up to, virtually, the mouth of the Tunnel whereas Inside Lane(s) have to compete with traffic joining from slip roads b4 the Tunnel. :B+++ARDS.:X:X

[KalamityKel]

Ppl who complain about talking of the C event in October when it couldve been worse... talking about it in June! ;-)

[Cassius]

The C event full stop.

[KalamityKel]

Scrooges :p

[Moos]

Or you could just talk about it all year, save on the bother of this conversation.

*eyes wearily to ceiling*

Sorry, I got out of bed the wrong side today. Had horrible dreams about dinosaurs.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Moos Wrote:

Or you could just talk about it all year, save on the bother of this conversation. *eyes wearily to ceiling*

Sorry, I got out of bed the wrong side today. Had horrible dreams about dinosaurs.

Moos Darling(Don't mind me moving to the next stage:-$)

Would you like a free TLS "Consultation" (?)

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I'll take that as a "Yes" B)

Dinosaurs are always fascinating, sometimes lovable, mostly dangerous, and they are alive only in our imaginations. Consider all of the details of the dream and try to tie these ideas to some aspect of your life. The dinosaur, whether you have given it a positive or negative connotation, represents something from your past or an aspect of your personality that you have altered over time. Dinosaurs may represent old issues that have not been properly addressed and that continue to have the power to effect your life in the present.

Use it as a positive!(tu)

NEXT!!