Pooslowe Road

[Leaving for Exeter]

Anyone tried walking down Henslowe Road lately? Itsa covered ina doggie poo!

[Jah Lush]

Is that why you're leaving for Exeter?

[Leaving for Exeter]

The poo was not an explicit consideration, but I'm hoping for less poo if possible. I'll let you know how it goes when I move.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Trust me - many many parts of Exeter are riddled with the stuff as well. And swan poo down by the quays

But best of luck in Exeter anyway - I had 6 marvellous years there

[Brendan]

The streets of East Dulwich used to in fact be completely paved with dog poo. Over the years it has worn down to expose the raw concrete underneath with only patches of poo visible.

Blame the council.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Henslowe road is REALLY bad for poo but I think I know why, there is a house with lots of dogs and ermm, let's just say the people who live there don't look like they would clean up after their dogs!

I hope I don't get chased down the road by them and their dogs!::o

[Cassius]

Have fun in Exeter, one of the few places that have nice Wetherspoons pubs! Have a picnic on the Cathedral Close (if still allowed). Avoid the dreadful pizza place on the quayside. But there still is plenty of doggy doo.

[Leaving for Exeter]

Thanks for your kind comments. Actually on a recent recce to exeter I didn't spot much dog poo but I did accidently eat some bird poo after it dropped on my knee. I mistook it for a bit of pasty gloop and snaffled it up. No ill effects though. I'll look out for the swan poo though, nice tip Sean.

[Moos]

Is it true that if you step in swan poo, your shoes automatically belong to the Queen?

I'm sure I read that somewhere.

[Brendan]

Doesn't the queen own everyone?s shoes already?

[cass]

I had someone literally s%%t on my doorstep, went out to collect child, came back within 10mins to find the turd outside my gate. Still Hot!!! out came the marigolds, bleach, boiled water and scarf around my nose/mouth so I didn't choke!! needless to say I was still retching!

If I knew who it was I'd have followd them home and done something with it not so pleasant!!!

[david_carnell]

Not the phantom door-step shitter again?!

HE'S BACK!!

[Leaving for Exeter]

Isn't there some kind of spray you can get to turn the poo rock solid? If not, can someone invent one? Then you could just kick 'em under the nearest 4x4

[jumpinjackflash]

yes there is - another forumite told me about this.

http://www.poop-freeze.com/

[Cassius]

I rang the council when the most gi-normous poo was left at the end of my path to my house - they came and removed.

[snorky]

mix laxitives with mince beef and place on path

A lesson learned the hard way

Axminster and liquid dog poo isnt much fun

Any dog owner with sense would not let their hound scoff meat off the street, a rubbish one would

picture a venn diagram of rubbish dog owners against people who dont bother to clean up their dog eggs & that shaded area is your target market