Max Clifford

[steveo]

Kept a diary

HAHA HAHAHAHA

[Seabag]

His doctor has recently measured his penis, he told the court

[steveo]

He claims not to remember any of the girls but his diary reveals he employed one of them

[Salsaboy]

Slimeball.

[numbers]

His penis is on twitter, following people.

[emc]

Have sat through some of the prosecution evidence...

[Seabag]

Will this end his PR business, can MC recover any kind of reputation out of this ?

[red devil]

Guilty...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27192600

[LadyDeliah]

Grim. I hope he gets a long sentence.

[Parkdrive]

Ironic that someone who made a living from trying to limit the damage to his clients reputations has completely fcuked his own up so badly it's beyond redemption

[Jah Lush]

HOW I BROKE MAX CLIFFORD'S KNEE

Back in the early 80s I regularly played football with a bunch of journalists, most of whom like myself worked at Mirror Group Newspapers. Once a week we'd meet up and play seven-a-side near Kings Cross then adjourn to a boozer nearby and sink a few beers together before staggering back to the office. Max Clifford was one of those players as was Sir Nicholas Lloyd. One afternoon during a game Max was marking me tightly and as a cross came in we both went for the same ball. I shrugged him off easily and beat him in the air to score with a far post header. As he fell to the ground, Max landed awkwardly and broke his knee.

Just thought I put that out there. True story.

[*Bob*]

Were you then asked to perform oral sex in return for a role in a fictitious movie?

[Jah Lush]

Ho ho ho ho. No. He preferred girls. So do I.

[Otta]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Just thought I put that out there. True story.

I believe most of it, except the bit about the stunning far post header! ;-)

[Jah Lush]

I never said it was stunning.

[Mick Mac]

I believe most of it, except the bit about the far post header!

[*Bob*]

Just re-reading the bit where you shrugged Max off easily.

Typo?

[Jah Lush]

All true.

I was much younger than the rest of the journalists that played football then so I could run rings around most of them and scored frequently. I was quite a talented player as a young man even if I say so myself.

NB: I'm looking forward to (dreading) *Bob's* reply to this one. ;-)

[*Bob*]

Marking tightly, balls, shrugging off, beating, scoring. Rings.

It's all just too darned easy.

[Jah Lush]

I'm disappointed in you *Bob*. Thought I'd set you up nicely there. Oh well.

[*Bob*]

Did you ever play snooker with Max?

[titch juicy]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Did you ever play snooker with Max?

Ha!

[Jah Lush]

[MrBen]

8 years for Clifford.

[MrBen]

But probably out in 18 months