The First Of The Month

[HonaloochieB]

Pinch, punch first of the month.

[HonaloochieB]

And no returns.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

A slap and a kick for being so quick.

[No returns is as meaningless as fainites]

[HonaloochieB]

I refuse to conduct social intercourse with anyone who does not recognise the validity of 'no returns'.

And as for not honouring 'fainites'... I have no words.

[ratty]

thought it was fainlites with an L.

In Pompey it's Scribs!

FFS

[Mamma Mia]

I thought it was vainites. Anyone know where it originates from?

[Keef]

A poke in your eye for being so sly!

[mockney piers]

blimey, you guys are OLD!!!

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-fai1.htm

we'd have just used profanities!!

[bon3yard]

White Rabbit.

[SteveT]

In London it was 'fainites'

in Derby it was 'scores'

in SW Scotland it was 'keys'

When I was a lad.............

[Moos]

you have to say 'black hares' on the last day of the month for 'white rabbits' to apply

[HonaloochieB]

It's white rabbits, white rabbits white rabbits.

Three times. As any fule kno.

[Moos]

HonaloochieB is uterly wet and a weed.

[SteveT]

Then what happens Moos? if you do all that.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Don't get me started on black hairs. Walk down Blenheim Grove, etc, etc.

[Moos]

Then, Steve, you are immune from all pinching and punching and generally Topp. But some grate gorila is bound to pinch and punch you anyway chiz chiz

[HonaloochieB]

Moos I resent that remark.

Just because a chap likes to greet the clouds and sky and skips to get from A to B there is no call to heap abuse on his curly blond locks.

HonaloochieBasilFotheringtonThomas

[KalamityKel]

12 weeks til Christmas! >:D< ;-)

[Moos]

ARGH!!!

She said the C word! In October!!!

*pinches and punches KK blue*

[SteveT]

loads of Christmas puds 'nstuff in lidl, for those in need of such fayre.

[Moos]

Stop it, Steve, or I shall get cross.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moos]

No stocking for you, Mr. P.

And if I hear another word, I'll be on the phone to DM, and it'll be no stockings for you, either.

[SteveT]

Look! Moos is up there, whispers.........................don't mention krimbo

[citizenED]

Does anyone know where I can get Christmas Cards round here?