Pet assassin

[steveo]

I haven't tried them yet. They offer strangling and stabbing

http://www.pet-assassin.co.uk/

[Otta]

That is brilliant!

[Loz]

They do cats! Awesome.

"All our staff are CRB checked". Can't ask for more.

[adonirum]

Superb !!!!!!!!!!!

[aquarius moon]

Not funny

[numbers]

Is there one for other people's children?

(only joking)

[Robert Poste's Child]

Funny but then the picture of the picture of the dog made me want to cry.

[ianr]

I was going to just leave my pet rock in someone's garden. Do you think termination would be kinder?

[Salsaboy]

Very funny.

[pommie]

I hope that website is a wind up

[numbers]

pommie - it is.

[uncleglen]

Just goes to show the strength of feeling though

[ianr]

It's not a wind-up: it has no expectation of anyone taking it seriously.

[Loz]

Dunno - has anyone asked for a quote?

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Mr and Mrs McPhee said, "Spot on, 100% accuracy guaranteed"

Loz Wrote:

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> Dunno - has anyone asked for a quote?

[ianr]

Loz Wrote:

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> Dunno - has anyone asked for a quote?

Yes. My request has been approved. They say that it will cost ?24.99 fully inclusive.

The quotation took a little longer than the promised 24 hours. I don't know if that was intentional, but it did give me just enough time to reflect and think better of it. I'm going to give Ferdy another chance.