Hell Is...?

[PeckhamRose]

Not knowing the outcome of the court case yet.

[bon3yard]

...a mythical construct designed to scare Catholics.

[SteveT]

looking for another bookkeeper..........

[Brendan]

What happened to Hell?s bookkeeper?

[VeryBerryCherry]

Crona Wrote:

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> watching "cilit bang" adverts all day...

Thank GOD I went back and re-read this properly!!! :-$

[bon3yard]

Heh, funny.

[HonaloochieB]

The portaloos on a building site on a Monday morning. Several rings of hell all in one.

Well certainly in the mid to late 80s.

[PeckhamRose]

Kings A&E

[SeanMacGabhann]

you are not alone VBC. I mean, I knew what he meant but wondered about typos...

[VeryBerryCherry]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> >

> you are not alone VBC. I mean, I knew what he

> meant but wondered about typos...

Thinking about it... I think I preferred what was going on in mine (and other's) head.

Can you imagine those kind of adverts, voiced over by Barry Scott (?) all day! Ha ha

"Look how clean this penny is..."

Ohhhhhh, I think i'd best not go to that dark place in my head...

[bon3yard]

...again, funny.

[PeckhamRose]

I used to work in an accOuntants and often missed the o. Hugely embarrassing.

Hell is a boss who is a bad manager.

[SeanMacGabhann]

ah yes the old "My beloved Aunt" mis-spelled obit from Curb your Enthusiasm...

[CamberwellOz]

Brendan I'm with you... Croydan. Although I found coming home from Thornton Heath on a bus with the worst hangover of my life a close second. Vomiting in public wasn't really on my list of things to do that morning.

[HonaloochieB]

Just missing the same bus, in the rain for ever and ever and ever...

[mockney piers]

...Microsoft Access.

[Jah Lush]

Knowing a loved one, close friend or family member who hasn't got long to go and watching them slowly die.

[Cassius]

Oh Jah - I've all welled up (and not being sarcastic)

[Annasfield]

Spending a day at a health spa. I'd rather go to work.

[Moos]

Believing that no-one loves you, and that you don't deserve to be loved.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'd like to reassure you Moos, but the cat says it all really...

[Moos]

The other cat loves me, duck thief.

[VeryBerryCherry]

Realising EXACTLY where you left your ruksack on the train...

And wondering how many little pieces a pair of Nine West Stilettos can make when blown up by the bomb squad!

[HonaloochieB]

VeryBerryCherry Wrote:

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> Realising EXACTLY where you left your ruksack on

> the train...

>

> And wondering how many little pieces a pair of

> Nine West Stilettos can make when blown up by the

> bomb squad!

On the other hand Heaven is a rucksack that was once owned by an adult being blown up.

If you're over twelve a rucksack is ridiculous.

[SteveT]

Being misunderstood by the left wing forumista's who do not experience the same joy

as me, when some local bad lot gets his comeuppance.

I want more of this feeling of elation and deep gut turning pleasure.

Hooray, one for the near neighbours and the other good guys I say, and not before time.