Witchcraft in Dulwich Park?

[Domitianus]

Has anyone heard anything about witchcraft and pagan rituals being practiced in Dulwich Park after dark?

[dulwichmum]

Definitely not Mr Domitianus, this is afterall a Christian country!

[louisiana]

No, but I have heard there is in Dulwich a certain lane not unconnected with certain practices indulged in by a famous footballer.

[Jamie]

What sort of pagan and witchcraft rituals? If anyone is interested in celebrating new moons and hugging trees then that is something I am always interested in.

[Chartwell]

Sometimes in the early morning light, people can be spied making tree like shapes and standing on one leg under one of the larger trees on Peckham Rye park - I've always assumed it was tai chi...

[MadWorld74]

The parks are shut at Dusk. Do these 'witches' scale the fences then?

[snorky]

Posh teenage girlies and boys from the Dulwich Village area, dressed in weekend goth lite and chewing their way through a bottle of wine doesnt make a witches coven I think

[Domitianus]

Scale the fences? They fly, you fool. A Christian country, DM? Must be why we have special swim times for Muslim ladies when good Christian folk are excluded. Hmmmmm!

[fractionater]

I don't think they'd risk it in the park at night - too much dog poo lying about!

[MadWorld74]

That's hillarious!!! have you seen the rich kids from the 'village'hanging out on the streets trying to talk like the kids from Peckham. The boys even had bling trainers on!!! ha ha, expect the thing is on closer inspection all the girls had designer labells like Gucci and Prada, whereas the Peckham crew had the knock offs. There's nothing funnier than a soon to be white IT girl' trying to kiss her teeth and say 'you no whaimean innit' as she slurps her chilled bottle of Chardonnay from Daddy's collection. Brilliance.

[snorky]

Im heard that the Dulwich college mazzive have a respeckt beef wid the KIngsdale pussies and ho's.

themz collage boyz will pop a cap in them Kingzdale Pussies fat asses cos theyse vexin and dissin them.

word. etc

[Domitianus]

Must be frustrating for well-heeled parents to have sweated blood to climb out of the gutter only to find their ungrateful progeny determinedly crawling back into it! Wicked, homeboy!

[karter]

me thinks the kewl kids of dulwich village are just having fun....

Anyone need the services of a magical white witch of east dulwich ? ;O)

[dulwichmum]

Dear Louisiana,

"No, but I have heard there is in Dulwich a certain lane not unconnected with certain practices indulged in by a famous footballer".

Surely you are not saying that famous footballers are (cough) "dogging" on Court Lane?

What filth! I suppose Court Lane is filled with riff raf and new money - what should we expect?

[Domitianus]

Is this the incident when Stanley got his todger out for the doggers? Good for him, I thought, and all he has to do now is tell the tabloids to f**k off and mind their own business. What does he do next? Offers up some ridiculous grovelling public apology saying how terrible and regretful his behaviour was. Made me want to puke. If he thought it was a cool thing to do, why be a complete hypocrite and flaggelate himself in public a couple of days later just because he got caught out?

[louisiana]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Dear Louisiana,

>

> "No, but I have heard there is in Dulwich a

> certain lane not unconnected with certain

> practices indulged in by a famous footballer".

>

> Surely you are not saying that famous footballers

> are (cough) "dogging" on Court Lane?

No no, not Court Lane. Somewhat further up the hill, beyond the toll.

[dulwichmum]

In the name of God Louisiana, do not tantalise me so, now you are talking serious gossip. Many of the parents from my sons class live up there! Please, please do not keep me in suspense! Do you mean that 1970's estate opposite Sydenham Hill train station?

And pray dear cyber chum - how do you know this - you suacey minx!

[louisiana]

Just google the relevant words, and there are results there.

[Domitianus]

Kinky behaviour in ED! There is a turn-up for the books. The whole place seems so dull and the people so boring. I guess it mwould take an outsider to cum oin and liven the place up a little.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Louisiana,

Which words? I am googling away and just getting pictures of dogs!

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD!!!!

The filthy b******s!

Do they not know they will rot in hell?

Please excuse me, I am going to have to lie down...

[spymum]

Oh My God!!!!!!

That is right where little kids from three schools do their sports. i hope they don't leave any 'detritus' behind. Eeeeuuwww. Gross.

spymum

(Blog: Posh Mum)

[Keef]

I remember there being rumours of witchcraft and devil worship in Dulwich/Sydenham woods, but it was probably bo!!ocks. Also, was on the bus with Mrs Keef last year, and heard a very well spoken woman chatting to her friend about the 'dogging' session she'd attended in Dulwich with her husband... We couldn't believe what we were hearing!

[ClareC]

Where do little kids from three schools do their sports? I'm at work so cant google it......

[dulwichmum]

Dear Keef,

You poor man, you were probably damaged by this! Clare C, it us up past the toll gate near Sydenham Hill Station. These people are filth. They should be boiled in oil, and have their children confiscated by the social services.