Things that have made me laugh 2

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'm normally not a fan of personalised number plates, but I did enjoy the one on a 'Pimlico Plumber' van by Goose Green:

BOG 2

[KidKruger]

Ha !

Reminds me, I remarked to the lad this afternoon as we had our septic tank emptied and the company's wagon plates read 'POO2 ...'.

My assumption is there's a POO1, POO3, etc. just like Thunderbirds !!

[Jah Lush]

Arf arf!

http://wundergroundmusic.com/vegan-horrified-to-discover-fiver-he-uses-to-snort-child-slave-farmed-coke-contains-animal-fats/

[Alan Medic]

The first question to the PM yesterday at PMQ's. It's about Boris.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b085z8g5/prime-ministers-questions-14122016

[Jah Lush]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> The first question to the PM yesterday at PMQ's.

> It's about Boris.

>

> http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b085z8g5/prim

> e-ministers-questions-14122016

Arf. Brilliant. I genuinely laughed out loud.

[Sue]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Alan Medic Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > The first question to the PM yesterday at

> PMQ's.

> > It's about Boris.

> >

> >

> http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b085z8g5/prim

>

> > e-ministers-questions-14122016

>

>

> Arf. Brilliant. I genuinely laughed out loud.

So did I!!!

[Loz]

James Blunt posting on Twitter: If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

[Salsaboy]

He seems to be the King of taking the piss out of himself.

Loz Wrote:

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> James Blunt posting on Twitter: If you thought

> 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

[Alan Medic]

Well not a laugh but a smile. Returning home on the bus yesterday as there were no trains, I observed the shops on LL where I hardly ever visit. Passed the White Stuff and saw an advert inside the window 'new lines inside'.

[Loz]

One of the black cabs sporting a new retina-burning advertisement screens on the roof passed me the other day displaying the Microsoft classic Blue Screen of Death.

[Loz]

I probably shouldn't laugh at this, but some train driver's rather batty mum gets interviewed by the local rag for reasons I can't quite comprehend. Obviously an extraordinarily slow news day in Hertfordshire.

He's going to cop a hell of a ribbing if the boys at the depot work out who he is...

http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/140mph-virgin-train-set-for-hertfordshire-lines-is-dangerous-says-the-mother-of-one-of-the-drivers/story-30241431-detail/story.html

[Jah Lush]

[Robert Poste's Child]

At the theatre the security guard was checking the contents of my bag thoroughly (middle-aged women being a suspect demographic). She suddenly stopped, gave me a funny look, pointed at the bottom of the bag and said, 'What's that?' I'd forgotten the large courgette wrapped in a plastic bag. Mortified.

[BrandNewGuy]

[Loz]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> At the theatre the security guard was checking the

> contents of my bag thoroughly (middle-aged women

> being a suspect demographic). She suddenly

> stopped, gave me a funny look, pointed at the

> bottom of the bag and said, 'What's that?' I'd

> forgotten the large courgette wrapped in a plastic

> bag. Mortified.

"Is that a courgette in your bag madam? Well, it seems to be buzzing with excitement at seeing the play."

[Sue]

:)) :)) :))

[Alan Medic]

This did

[DulwichFox]

Watching QI XL .

Buying a scratch card on an aircraft when your chances of winning are less than the Plane crashing.

Foxy

[Alan Medic]

Those Aussies. Thinking of becoming a Republic again but still insist on using the Queen's English, which us Irish obviously fail miserably at........

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/08/computer-says-no-irish-vet-fails-oral-english-test-needed-to-stay-in-australia

[Loz]

[Sue]

A picture in the property section of this month's Living South, entitled:

"Presidents Quay House, prices from ?1,799,999"

Now I can understand somebody being taken in by something priced at, say, ?17.99 and thinking that sounds much cheaper than ?18.

But if you are looking at houses around the ?1,800,000 mark, is the pound difference of ?1,799,999 really going to tip the balance?

:))

[KidKruger]

yes, it would make me buy that property in an instant - at that price you'd be looking to shave off whatever you can.

[maxxi]

It's the 'from' that grabbed my eye - so judging by the kind of cockwombles that would use that word and price it in 99s, the smallest shittiest gaff on the block is that price but anything other than that is much, much more.....

[Sue]

Ah yes, "from".

That had escaped my attention :))

[ruffers]

Less of a laugh but always a little smile to myself when I get to the end of a Resident Advisor podcast and the electronic voice says R...A..

Maybe a bit niche that one.