Things that have made me laugh 2

[MarthaSipe]

Hahah! Very nice videos, guys. custom writing from Australia is here and we were laughing so much. Thank you! You made our day.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Woman on first date gets stuck in window retrieving her own poo.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4855582/Tinder-date-gets-stuck-trying-retrieve-excrement.html

[Loz]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Woman on first date gets stuck in window

> retrieving her own poo.

It was a Tinder date so, in retrospect, he should have swiped left and she should have wiped and left.

[ianr]

I'm not sure I believe the bit about the sirens blaring.

"No more time wasted trying to access those awkward places where objects seem to be able to find with ease, just grab your Grab and Grip Reaching Tool, one of the most useful gadgets to have around the home.This handy lightweight and durable tool has a whole multitude of purposes from picking up litter to retrieving lost objects from behind cupboards with one simple motion." https://www.amazon.co.uk/ALUMINIUM-REACHING-MOBILITY-ASSISTANCE-GREEN/dp/B002R0005Q/ref=pd_sim_201_1

[red devil]

He's like McGregor, he's got no legs left...

 

[Sue]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Woman on first date gets stuck in window

> retrieving her own poo.

>

> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4855582/Ti

> nder-date-gets-stuck-trying-retrieve-excrement.htm

> l

What made me laugh was that they went on to have a second date :))

ETA: It must have really broken the ice :)) (as well as the window .....)

[Robert Poste's Child]

ianr, admire your thinking.

You'd have to think a fair amount of drink had been taken. If either of them was sober they'd have made something out of a coat hanger and a suitable kitchen utensil in the fine Blue Peter tradition that made this country great.

Mind you, if she was sober she probably wouldn't have thrown it out of the window in the first place.

[Robert Poste's Child]

A cyclist has ridden around the world in 79 days, beating the previous world record by 44 days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41308524

That's about the same amount of time I've been waiting so far for GWR to refund the cost of a ticket for a journey of one hour twenty minutes that took two hours too long. Despite all my attempts to get them to take action it's just one fob-off or delaying tactic after another, and right now it looks like it could easily take as long again. Dismal service.

[Loz]

There is a story in the papers about a soon-to-be-married couple who had their honeymoon flights cancelled by Ryanair a couple of weeks ago. So, they rebooked on Monarch...

[Elphinstone's Army]

how is this funny ? or is it people's misfortune, bad luck, dismay and undoubted distress which makes you laugh?

[Robert Poste's Child]

Ironic, anyway.

Even more so the hen party who complained after being thrown off a flight due to their offensive t-shirts and behaviour upsetting other passengers. The news said the replacement trip took them to the country festival in Las Vegas at the weekend.

[Alan Medic]

This.

[Dog duck]

Effective... Brilliant

[Robert Poste's Child]

Standing outside the library waiting for it to open, shivering in my big coat, I saw a man in shorts and open sandals walking his dog.

[Alan Medic]

1000

[KidKruger]

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,1889582

[Sue]

I've just had a card through my door from The Sash Window Man.

At the top, it says "Are your Sash Windows stuck fast while you swelter in the heat?"

Er, no :))

[Robert Poste's Child]

Bet you wish you'd taken him up on it now, Sue.

On another topic, thank you to the policeman on the beat near the library today who very sweetly avoided eye contact as I cycled round the corner on the pavement to avoid turning right on the road at that scary junction. Point taken.

[lavender27]

On the hand dryer in Dulwich Libray , a sticker that said "Did you have a good Brexshit"

[Robert Poste's Child]

How disgusting. I wish whoever keeps posting that vile stuff in the library would stop. Children use those loos.

[lavender27]

it was probably a kid that stuck it there.

[Robert Poste's Child]

I don't think so - how many children are interested in Brexit? Someone has been waging a campaign against it locally for months, often with offensive words and violent images which strangely make no clear arguments but just create a general sense of threat.

[FightingFit]

'a general sense of threat'... Don't be ridiculous

[Robert Poste's Child]

Have you seen the posters? Some were genuinely disquieting.

[lavender27]

I think "Brexshit" sums it all up, I think I'll claim to have posted the sticker there, let's the kid off the hook. Under this heading of this thread, "it made me laugh". (you did ask)