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A year or two ago I had a dalliance with a very slim lady and she had smallish fun bumps, and she said she disliked being sooooo small up top.

I said "So if you had a magic wand what size would you choose"?

She replied " to have enough cleavage to hold a platinum credit card".


A good answer I thought, and amusing too.

Azul Wrote:

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> I'm on the hormones myself



Careful now, my mum had Hormone Cream as an addition to HRT and managed to overdose herself (she read 2 small dollops a day as 2 large dollops twice a day ...) as a result she became like an old tom cat, and actually prayed at night for someone to break in so that she could rape him.... very scary and has since been advised the correct dose...


So dear Azul, don't over do it otherwise you won't just have PP's you will also have strange urges towards men breaking into your house at the same time ::o

It has just occured to me reading this thread , are forumites attracted to the concept of "36c" or the "36" or the "c"

therefore is it an attraction to the whole package, the chest measurement or the cup size ????


I am curious now about this concept and I think I will have to go down the pub to see if I can't get a firm grasp on the matter in hand. Anyone care to join me in this quest to find the answer that only "smarties" have ? ;-)

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