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Sometimes my own naivety/stupidity impresses me!

I've "finally" found the formula over the last few years or so on how to get the "Ladeez" chasing after me but how come I didn't see it when it was staring at me in the face in my formative years(?):X:))

Ted Max Wrote:

I've "finally" found the formula over the last few years or so on how to get the "Ladeez" chasing after me

It's the emoticons, isn't it?


What else could it possibly be,Dear Boy>:D<


Absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with being (fairly) secure having 3/4 "on the go" at all times(admittedly the hard part::o) and, as they all,individually and collectively,think they are soooooo wonderful(which,in truth,at least "3" are:-$) just totally ignoring them!


Nowadays, all "4" contact me,to find out "Wat a gwarn" and only when THEY want to see me.(This vastly reduces the chances of me getting "blown out" as has happened toooo often in the past).

My "desperation days" are over for now when I only saw "1" and she realised it!..and messed me around accordingly,knowing she was the only "1".

No More The Fool...

They simply can not understand how I'm too "busy" to see someone as "wonderful" as them,rather ruffles their beautiful feathers:)).

Emoticon for the road...

:)-D

*Bob* Wrote:

Is this your secret formula, Tony? http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?2 0,file=2088


Now "Bob" the ONLY way you could know about that is if one of the "Babes" has been secretely seeing you,which means I'm NOT the "only one" for them...thanks for ending my delusion that I was,as if:))

AcedOut Wrote:

TLS - What did you do with her other quarter!?


Funnily enough one of them is an identical twin,introduced to me by her other Twin that I met in a Laundromat at the bottom of Heaton Road,Peckham back in the Mid-1990's. (Laundromat-Who said romance was dead?)....

  • 3 months later...

But Sean, will you have to take it back if I come to the next forum drinks..? (not because I am a munter you understand, but because we would have met - hmm, you got that right, *blushes*)


Well obviously I have to come out now and say for me it was SeanMacGabhan - you don't by any chance have an unmarried brother do you?

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