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steveo Wrote:

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> Please don't send flowers, I'll be around for a

> while yet. I was made curious by Billy Connolly's

> TV programme.

>

> All you need is permission from the freeholder.

>

And a bin bag will suffice.

> That's it


I think a Biodegradable Sack would be greener. :)


Foxy

You do have to apply and register the site, otherwise future ambitious gardeners would be getting the police far too excited.


I fancied a 'bring a stick and bottle' party for a home cremation (rurally, bearing in mind greasy smuts on the neighbours washing) but apparently thats a no no.


Left on a hill for the vultures lunch, (I like being useful) but sadly that wouldn't work here.

NHS have saved my life so many times that my body's going to the London Anatomy Office. They may reject it of course (cancer / amputations and various other problems are not suitable bodies for them), in which case unattended cremation, because either way the money will behind the bar at the Phoenix (clever, eh) for the memorial/celebration/laugh.

Yes, I've long since given up the inclination to sign on the dotted line for anything official.


Forgot to mention, you can be feeze dried then vibrated into tiny particles which you can incoporate straight into the topsoil, without the need for large hole digging or cost of tomato fertizer. This will be appreciated by anyone concerned who was also planning on attending your outgoing do without a back thats done some extreme digging.


This is motivated by my severe lack of fondness for all the usual arrangements.

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