New words

[SteveT]

PCSO's = copwanks

...as they are ticketing cyclists and cigar butt droppers!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

A friend of mine uses "chillaxing" a lot.

[citizenED]

The use of "fannage", to mean the degree to which one might be a fan of something, made me chuckle.

[bignumber5]

Cuntaquarium - unnecessarily-large, glass-fronted and neon-trimmed Estate Agency...

[Marmora Man]

iPoddle - the tangle iPod headphones are always in when you want to use them

[Brendan]

Marmora Man Wrote:

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> iPoddle - the tangle iPod headphones are always in

> when you want to use them

Brilliant! we needed a word for that.

[macroban]

"retail capacity withdrawal"

shops shutting down

[SteveT]

"Shape-ism" referring to the size of someone's girth

[SteveT]

LuvPeckham wrote: "sizests" on the nice single male's thread.

[SteveT]

Moos wrote: YES IT BURBLYFUCKING DOES.

(whilst arguing the toss with BigNo.5 on the good books thread)

[SteveT]

Moos demonstrating her creative writing skills, quotes: Big Brotherstrator

also from the good books thread.

[LordLane]

bouncebackability- the ability to bounceback

[bignumber5]

Sorry, LordLane - please see

on that and similarly rubbish neologisms...

[SteveT]

Sean MacGabhann Wrote:- Foppage.

DVD's and other stuff from the store Fopp's

[dulwichmum]

Blamestorming - I heard this one during the week. It is when people sit around at work discussing why a deadline was missed or who was responsible for a project that failed... loves it!

I also enjoyed hearing the phrase Seagull manager for the first time - a manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and leaves.

I have had a bad week.

Anyone for vino?

[HonaloochieB]

Lepercorn, used to describe emerald green unripe corn in those 'pick your own' farms that unwitting people buy, take home, consume and then become so vomitous they feel their extremities are falling off.

[charliecharlie]

noun

twatter

someone behaving like a twat on 'twitter'

[charliecharlie]

and a bit late for this one,:) but I like it

twixmas

the days between Christmas and new year

[citizenED]

definately; Forumspeak version of word common in everyday use

[HonaloochieB]

Heston - to make a task complicated in the early stages, by what appears to be a simple instruction, but is followed with something right out of left field

Based on the chef's instruction to put the steak in the oven on a low heat, for twenty four hours.

[HonaloochieB]

Evenif - the main female participant of the popular Jeremy Kyle morning show.

Based on the oft-used 'Even if he is the father, and I know he is, Jeremy...'

[HonaloochieB]

DNNaysayer - The main male participant of the popular Jeremy Kyle morning show.

[charliecharlie]

Genuius HB... I am going to use your Heston and Dulwichmum's Seagull Manager at work (fequently)

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Heston - to make a task complicated in the early

> stages, by what appears to be a simple

> instruction, but is followed with something right

> out of left field

>

> Based on the chef's instruction to put the steak

> in the oven on a low heat, for twenty four hours.

[charliecharlie]

to be doubly on topic(!) hope you are all having some lovley lovescapades with you lovewaffles

and you have some sexiting (ops... meant sexciting) times later

and loveyspect to all of you couples and singles

definition of loveyspect = Love personified or the highest form of praise imaginable

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/clickproject/cuppacakes/LoveHeartsMixed.jpg

[Bellenden Belle]

"and you have some sexiting times later"

Mmmm, surely sexiting is that last farewell fuck before you move onto pastures new?