Sinking thread...

[ruffers]

Let's see how long it takes for this to sink to the bottom....

[Ladygooner]

Glug glug glug

[karter]

Here, grab this float...

[mightyroar]

cmon now

tummy up

kick kick kick

paddle paddle paddle

[karter]

ABANDON SHIP........

[bon3yard]

*Undoes the chainlink laces on Ruffers lead boots*

[ruffers]

You're not being much help are you?

[mockney piers]

non

[Horsebox]

I think we should let this thread die.

Let's stop posting in it.

Anyone agree?

[HonaloochieB]

I've quoted him before, and I'll quote him now, dammit.

'Hurricane' Smith sings for all of us every time he sings #Don't let it die#.

I mean, doesn't he?

[Keef]

Going up?

[????]

* sound of distant bell

[PeckhamRose]

And the point of this thread is??? Hahahahaahahaha

[flapjackdavey]

ha ha ... thread of the year ....

[ruffers]

Let's have another go shall we?

[annaj]

*dives in wearing pyjamas*

*treads water*

*takes off pyjama bottoms and ties knots in the legs*

*flings pyjama bottoms over head filling them with air and twists top to create emergency float*

*attaches thread to makeshift float*

Phew!

[Moos]

*whole of ED Forum rushes onto thread to see Anna naked*

[annaj]

*sigh*

Obviously, I had a swimming costume on under my pyjamas Moos.

Didn't you have swimming lessons at school?

[Moos]

Yes, just thought your little bottom bobbing about while you retrieved rubber bricks from the deep end of the pool might liven up some people's Monday morning.

But if you will be no fun, I can cancel the viewing.

[Keef]

*Peers over the edge of the 5th board... Remembers fear of heights... Bottles it*

[Keef]

*Spots annaj, can't help but wonder if she wears her swimming costume to bed*

[HonaloochieB]

#HEY HO AND UP SHE RISES

HEY HO AND UP SHE RISES

HEY HO AND UP SHE RISES

EARL-IE IN THE MORNING#

And no I'm not casting aspersions about AnnaJ's professional status.

I only got my bronze, by the way.

[annaj]

*hastily pulls dressing gown together*

Mind your own business Keef!

[bon3yard]

Bit steamy for a first thing in the morning post AnnaJ. Keep it up! ;-)

[karter]

Keep it up anna keep it up.