I think I'm in love with HonaloochieB

[HonaloochieB]

EXACTLY!

[TonyQuinn]

Hmmmm......strangely, I'm still in the dark. Do I get a prize if I say I love you too. Is it a door to some other dimension? I look forward to seeing you all on the other side.

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> The title should be explanation enough TQ.

*falls about laughing*

Good answer HB!!!!

LOL!!!!!!

[Ladymuck]

PS: roll on page 12

[RosieH]

TonyQuinn Wrote:

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> Hmmmm......strangely, I'm still in the dark. Do I

> get a prize if I say I love you too. Is it a door

> to some other dimension? I look forward to seeing

> you all on the other side.

The prize is an evening of exquisite lovemaking with Mr B. You haven't tasted pleasure until you've known the love of a Honey Bee.

[TonyQuinn]

Hmmmm......as Blackadder so eloquently put it. I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE (this thread that is).

[HonaloochieB]

No stay TQ, the harem is always looking to recruit new members.

The 'Dude' section lost two loyal members after the great warning off earlier in the year of TLS and BBW.

Membership plummeted and a society such as this stands or falls by its members being of good standing.

Go on TQ be a member, you know you want to.

[Brendan]

Christ there?s membership and all. It?s worse than I thought.

[Brendan]

Hmmmm? 333.

Which is, I believe, a triple nelson.

[Brendan]

Which is a thing almost entirely dissimilar to a full nelson.

[HonaloochieB]

Tommy Cooper standing up with his hand in his jacket "Full Nelson"!

Kneels down "Half Nelson"!

[Brendan]

Tommy Cooper is illegal in Turkey.

Fact!

[TonyQuinn]

By jove, I think I've got it.......it is a privilege to be a member. I once wrote a book entitled Private Member about a sex addict Tory in the 90s. Cracking read! Shame I don't know where it is but sure you get the gist!

[Brendan]

I always assumed that a half nelson was 55.5

[Ladymuck]

Roll on page 13

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Tommy Cooper is illegal in Turkey.

>

> Fact!

No he's not.

Fez!

[Brendan]

Why thank you. I don't mind if I do.

[Narnia]

TonyQuinn Wrote:

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> By jove, I think I've got it.......it is a

> privilege to be a member. I once wrote a book

> entitled Private Member about a sex addict Tory in

> the 90s. Cracking read! Shame I don't know where

> it is but sure you get the gist!

Mr.Quinn, did you write the book or just read it? Should we be on the lookout for headlines like 'novelist caught stealing apples in East Dulwich' or not?

[HonaloochieB]

That'll knock the footballer, the wife, his whore and her agent off the front pages.

[Narnia]

EXACTLY

[TonyQuinn]

I did write it during my first job in mid 90s, while i was meant to be doing something else. I can show you it was a penetrating endictment of a collapsing Tory government. But forgot to save it on disk when I departed. Half expect someone to be living off my triumphant work. I'm not a novelist but I am a man of letters!

Narnia Wrote:

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> TonyQuinn Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > By jove, I think I've got it.......it is a

> > privilege to be a member. I once wrote a book

> > entitled Private Member about a sex addict Tory

> in

> > the 90s. Cracking read! Shame I don't know

> where

> > it is but sure you get the gist!

>

> Mr.Quinn, did you write the book or just read it?

> Should we be on the lookout for headlines like

> 'novelist caught stealing apples in East Dulwich'

> or not?

[giggirl]

Would this thread kindly get back on topic please. There are other threads where you can discuss half nelsons and Tory governments and you would probably be welcomed with open arms.

[HonaloochieB]

It's OK Giggi I'm allowing TQ a little leeway for the time being to sweeten him up a little.

Give it a couple of days and he'll be 'on message'.

As we say 'Give me a gadgie before 5 o'clock and he'll be declaring undying love by the time the One Show's on'

[Brendan]

I thought that half nelsons were part and parcel of Honabelushi love.

[HonaloochieB]

Half Nelson?

Don't mind if I do, cork-tipped I hope.