Whats, like , the worst film of all time ?

[vgrant]

Knee jerk says anything by Richard curtis, but even I sometimes smirk during Notting Hill.

I recently had the pleasure of finding & then watching Cheech And Chongs next movie c.1980. Its possibly the biggest pile of dog eggs I have ever wasted an hour on.

[*Bob*]

There are countless, of course, but I'm always drawn to ones that so many others fawn over in some Emperor's New Clothesy manner.

"Drive"

[Jah Lush]

About A Boy had me reaching for the sick bucket.

Anything with Bruce Willis in.

All of the Star Wars films.

[Earl Aelfheah]

White Chicks

['bout now]

Lucy.

Contemporary and utter dogs toss.

[Gerrard]

The Worlds End - awful, terrible film.

Under the Skin - a second stinker in recent years from Scarlett Johansson

[Loz]

Cliffhanger. Truly appalling acting and an awful story. Stallone is usually a wooden actor, but you could have replaced him with a pine wardrobe in this and it would have improved it.

And that was even though it had the cute woman out of Northern Exposure in it.

[david_carnell]

No - you can't have Cliffhanger. It has John Lithgow in it who is awesome.

Ditto for Jah's Bruce Willis claims - Alan Rickman rescues Die Hard.

We need something with no redeeming qualities.

That J'Lo/Affleck thing was meant to be pretty terrible. Gigli?

Or do you mean worst in a sort of "depraved" way?

[miga]

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[Robert Poste's Child]

Any romcom with Adam Sandler in.

[El Pibe]

I had the misfortune to watch Lars Von Trier's Antichrist with Willem Defoe and the lovely Charlotte Gainsbourg.

It definitely has a shout for it. Having almost literally died of boredom when i watched the critically lauded Dancer in the Dark I should really have known better.

I thought I was with you on Drive Bob, until i realised I was thinking of Crash*, which whilst not the worst, may qualify for most overrated.

*the one that won all the oscars, rather than the better one based on the inimically wonderful J G Ballard novel ...holly hunter *rubs thighs*

[El Pibe]

although in reality it's probably any of a bucket load of fantasy films shot on canon 5D for about 30 quid, that cycle on the syfy channel.

[El Pibe]

Oh, and Love Actually.

I genuinely want to kill people if I come into contact with it even briefly.

[Loz]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Any romcom with Adam Sandler in.

Actually, I think his non-romcoms are worse. I quite liked 50 First Dates and Wedding Singer. I think having Drew Barrymore in both of them probably helped.

Of the movies I've seen lately, 'Green Lantern' was really bad. I really want that 90 mins back.

[El Pibe]

Wedding Singer perfectly acceptable entertainment, for that sort of thing.

[El Pibe]

Wife is partial to 27 dresses which is achingly bad, makes no sense, has whiny protagonist, utterly mirthless...i could go on.

[LadyNorwood]

Anything with Kate Winslet or Keira Knightly or Helen Mirren

[*Bob*]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> I thought I was with you on Drive Bob, until i

> realised I was thinking of Crash*, which whilst

> not the worst, may qualify for most overrated.

Crash - got about 30 minutes in. Rubbish!

My alternative suggestion - should you ever see it crop up in the wee hours is "I don't Want To Be Born".

Without giving too much away, the plot centres around a stripper who is cursed after spurning the amorous advances of a dwarf - and thus gives birth to the devil's child. Starring Joan Collins. And I think Don Pleasance was in it too.

[El Pibe]

yeah, car jackers should have killed sandra bullock at the start and saved everyone suffering.

Terrible paper thin characters and political points made with the subtlelty of a sledgehammer, and made badly too.

Ever so slightly redeemed by a nuance performance by Matt Dillon as grizzled cop.

Sly will always be redeemed for his grizzled cop in Cop Land.

[El Pibe]

"Helen Mirren"

I loved Excalibur, not sure if its stood the test of time though.

[vgrant]

to be honest, I rate tarantino as a top drawer respected purveyor of high quality dog eggs since...well everything after res dogs, and even that was only bearable up to a point.

[vgrant]

and the fuckin hangover 1, 2, 3 whatever. made by people who have never really had a lost weekend and watched by people who wished they could have a lost weekend, just the once. lightweights.

[El Pibe]

I'm guessing 20,000 Days is vgrant hell, akin to sitting afixed, clockwork orange stylee, in an imax cinema showing endless youtube videos of cute cats.

[El Pibe]

I have to say anything that fares this badly I think i may actually warm to

http://www.metacritic.com/movie/jersey-shore-massacre/critic-reviews

 

[Salsaboy]

Quality!