Gotchya!!!

[bigbadwolf]

Right Dulwichmum, lets talk figures. You did a good job of frosting over the pictures of yourself on your facebook page but you made one fatal mistake and it imvolves a wine glass. I think you know what I'm talking about. I'll send you my account details to make sure your identity remains annonymous.

[Jah Lush]

Spoilsport.

[dulwichmum]

That picture isn't even me mate.

Everyone knows I am a retired brickie from Penge.

[????]

I thought you was a roofer?

[dulwichmum]

I am a bit of a Jack of all trades. I was writing for The Telegraph for a while but I had difficulty typing due to my huge fists like hams.

Being a brickie is simply my fav (said groughly)!

[bigbadwolf]

I'll circulate the relevent photo around all the brickies on site to see if they recognise you, luv.

[dulwichmum]

Bigbadwolf sweetie,

You really should get out more! Everyone on here has met me. We are all good friends (sigh).

Sean MacGabhan is my mother, Keef is my sister Susan and Michael Paleogulus rods the drains.

Just don't give my photo to the girls at Beauty Plus - I am having my nails done in the morning. I have a frightful problem with dry skin ... Building sites are so harsh on the skin.

[Mikecg]

Does that mean Beauty Plus is going to have a couple of dozen window lickers trying to get a glimpse of the illusive DM?.

[mockney piers]

frosting over?! frosting over?!?!?

I'll have you know that looks a narrow depth of field, probably with a good quality 50mm prime lens...err I imagine.

[dulwichmum]

Exactly my thoughts Peggy-Sue ... er, I mean Mockney Piers...

[Michael Palaeologus]

It is amazing the quality of picture you can get from a disposable camera wielded by a rank amateur. Amazing.

BBW - "We've met DM and you havent - nah nah nah nah nah". Seems about the right level for the thread's topic.

[dulwichmum]

Oh Michael darling! I hoped you would turn up soon. I was hoping to head down to the sauna...

[Michael Palaeologus]

I'll bring the birch twigs and Estonian Vodka.

[dulwichmum]

Perfect!

[batdog]

Perfect.... like your sauna... is it still "hot and steaming" 24 hours a day ? >:D

[dulwichmum]

OH MY GOD!!!

*swoon* ... CRASH

[bigbadwolf]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Bigbadwolf sweetie,

>

> You really should get out more! Everyone on here

> has met me.

>

I think you may have a point. It's just that along with alot of the other lads on this site I've been slowly sculpting a perfect image of 'the one' so to speak and my inner perv got the better of me so I decided some digging was in order. I always thought you were a brunette but we all make mistakes.

Michael have you finished in the toilet as it's been 40 minutes now and we only started on the polaroids 10 minutes ago.

[batdog]

hey bigbadwolf,

D-mum is a real sweetie....the sweetest...! :))

[dulwichmum]

Oh Batdog (flutters eyelashes)!

Mr Wolf, I discussed you with my neighbour last night, a psychiatrist. He informs me that I was wrong to say that you should get out more, and I apologise.

Apparently you should seek medication and a referral from your GP, and stay home, it really is for the best...

[bigbadwolf]

If you could pop a few Valiums in my inbox that would be great. Although I have been indoores for the past two and a half days so perhaps my four walls are getting the better of me after all. Paid today and back to work next week (I'll leave you alone for now DM, BUT ONLY FOR NOW!)XX.

[Mikecg]

No Bother BBW, Sundial Avenue is up the road, AKA Prozak City.

[dulwichmum]

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Thanks for the advice Mikecg, I feel sure that this wolf could benefit from sedation.

[Mikecg]

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[dulwichmum]

Oh Mikecg! You are making me blush!!!

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[Mikecg]

Nice!