The other you

[HonaloochieB]

PeckhamGateCrasher has the loyalty and steadfastness of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[giggirl]

Maybe, but does she have the jewellery?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Darlinks, I can never haff enough pretty baubles.

[Mikecg]

Or the Mascara?

[HonaloochieB]

Ted Max takes his responsibilities as a step parent very seriously, while seamlessly blending the same with the dress sense of the late Soho entrepreneur Paul Raymond.

[Ted Max]

I aspire to Raymond's casual bouffant confidence. My suits give me the air of a down at heel no-win no-fee ambulance chaser.

We can't all carry off the edgy, trilby-tilting dapperness of 1970s Higgins, you know.

[HonaloochieB]

And of course I'm happy enough being edgy and dapper is as dapper does, but the trilby got on my 'threepennies' after a while, not sufficient brim on it for my liking. Not in the long term. I now sport a homburg.

I knew you'd be bouffant, I felt it in my edginess.

Your suits trouble me, I'll affect an introduction to my tailor, jacket, weskit and two pair pants as standard.

Easy terms.

[Ted Max]

The last tailor I employed wrote rude things in the linings. I know this because my ex-wife found his obscene jottings when she took the kitchen scissors to the sleeves of my favourite suits. The content provided extra collateral in the ensuing divorce. It's one of two things Prince Charles and I have in common.

Since then it's been off-the-peg for me and custom-made only for Charlie, I believe.

[HonaloochieB]

That's why TM it's best not to employ any tradesman who read that NME interview with Jack White of The White Stripes, when he spoke of his time as an upholsterer. He told how he would write notes and messages onto the structure of the furniture he was refurbishing.

My initial thoughts on reading this were "cheeky bastard, how dare he leave unwanted messages, secretly, on the hidden framework of other people's furniture"?

I was all prepared to front him up about it. Not just him but his ex-wife/group member Meg.

In the next copy of NME I saw how Jack duffed up Jason from The Von Bondies. And J from the VBs was a mate.

I thought best leave it for now.

For now and ever since.

[TillieTrotter]

For PCG "I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a billionaire?" Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[????]

When I opened my organic pidgeon breast drizzled in jus of sundried tomato in balsamic vinegar with mayonnaise Cibbatta from a well known deli in SE22 recently, I couldn't help noticing someone had written "Twat" in mayonanise on the upper piece of cibbata....

[Ted Max]

That wasn't mayonnaise.

[Keef]

Whenever I first saw the name Snorky, I had an image in my head of Gilbert the Alien

http://bp2.blogger.com/_AzT5pruwnbg/Rn5SCTqdzRI/AAAAAAAABeM/fsUYuNSEAtY/s400/sunny+jolly+hols.BMP

Please note, this was NOT anything to do with snorky's posts, it was just something about the name snorky.

[LuvPeckham]

I imagine Woofmarkthedog as a short legged, slightly overweight, toothless french poodle (dyed Pink)

[giggirl]

Read the book but not seen the movie - I?ve met so few forumites that I can think what I like.

Bigbadwolf ? no idea, but I see him lighting a dynamite stick with his cigar to the theme tune from ?The Great Escape?

HoochieB ? I hear Stephen Fry, but the theme tune is most definitely ?Flash Harry? from St Trinians* . The funniest forumite by furlongs.

Rhinestone Cowboy ? no idea, but I really truly want to believe he?s Brad Pitt hitchhiking in Thelma and Louise. (Note to RC ? please let?s not ever meet. Ever.)

Anasfield ? very active minx; Emma Peel doing ?keepie-uppies?

Lovely Sean ? surely the most bromanced of the forumites?

Jah Lush - In my head was Spring from the Double Deckers. How far off the mark could I have been?

Keef - I actually do know what Keef looks like, which is a terrible shame because I truly want to believe he's Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow, retired from the sea and got a job with the council.

The Peckham Posse ? Rose, Luv, GC ? have they ever been seen in the same place all at once?

Moos ? no clue but like the possibility that she could be Dame Moos. The forum needs a bit of class.

Woofmarkthedog ? a Heinz 57 variety with attitude and then some. I truly do believe he is a canine with keyboard skills.

The Fat Controller ? Alastair Sim?s Headmistress

* useless trivia ? the original St Trinian?s gymslip was from JAGS

[Keef]

Keef - I actually do know what Keef looks like, which is a terrible shame because I truly want to believe he's Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow, retired from the sea and got a job with the council.

Are you suggesting I don't look like Johnny Depp? I think you should look again luv! :-S

*walks away tail between legs feeling unattractive*

[SeanMacGabhann]

Sad to say I had look that one up - hmmmmmmm

[giggirl]

Obviusly Keef you're very handsome, but you just haven't worked out how to apply eyeliner. We can re-visit the Johnny Depp issue when you've leaned to paint it black.

[Keef]

I learnt Paint it Black years ago mate!

Never suited the whole goth look though I'm afraid.

[SeanMacGabhann]

keef

you don't choose goth, goth chooses you

Now, where did I put my Sisters of Mercy albums...

[Keef]

Fair point.

Think Mockers has those albums, maybe you could listen to it together on your next bromantic date!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

....

[postmodern]

Big Bad Wolf is tall and lean but has a beer gut that makes him appear 6 months pregnant. Peeling/flaking skin on his feet. A very long nose and other parts of his anatomy long too. A surprisingly high voice. A lot of nostril hair. Very flatulent indeed.