Local Lothario (Lounged)

[shoshntosh]

what the hoo-ha? i am completely lost on this thread,

which is maybe a good thing.

can tell you what, though, i will be taking tosh with me

on ALL future trips to lordship lane.

oh, but one thing i DO know: "it" can't be quids or sean mac

because both are very good-looking and neither are LL shopkeepers nor "exotic". ;-)

[*Bob*]

The information is coming in thick and fast now.

It seems there are at least four people involved - and two of them are related.

[red devil]

'Information' or more gossip...does anyone actually know what crime has been committed here?...

[LegalEagle-ish]

Oh yeh the disease knowingly transmitted doesn't have to be HIV to be assault, GBH or ABH - it can be hepatitis, syphalis etc

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> The information is coming in thick and fast now.

>

> It seems there are at least four people involved -

> and two of them are related.

Blimey *Bob* are you saying The Kinks are webbed up in all this?

This'll be breaking nationally by noon. Mark my words.

If only there was a locale reporteur to stand the story up.

[*Bob*]

A reporter has already been in touch with me.

He's coming over this afternoon - and trust me, I shall give him ALL the facts.

[red devil]

Anyone fancy a game of Call My Bluff?...

[Keef]

Lovin your work *bob*!

Can't this thread just be locked down, it's fucking pathetic! Just ignore the guy or tell the police if there is something serious, but stop trying to wind people up for cheap thrills. That said, if they will rise to it...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Oh *Bob* - I wish you hadn't told me, I'm terrible at keeping secrets.

[Keef]

He told you? sh!t.

*prepares to leave town*

[*Bob*]

MY GOD - there's a dwarf involved!

[Polly D]

Keef Wrote:

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> Wow, this really is a long and odd thread. Look,

> if some bloke somewhere in the world is being a

> knob, just don't talk to him. Simple really.

Well said Keef. And HeidiHi, you can buy Wham bars in the shop formerly known as Budgeons. HonaloochieB and TedMax you should have your own TV show - hilarious. I was about to nip out and buy a trashy mag but no need with threads like these.

[FelicityNormal]

*Bob* has now revealed himself to me(6)

as being a fan of Trisha

[FelicityNormal]

Well yeah. Dwarves are always involved

*Bob* Wrote:

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> MY GOD - there's a dwarf involved!

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Polly D Wrote:

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> Keef Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Wow, this really is a long and odd thread.

> Look,

> > if some bloke somewhere in the world is being a

> > knob, just don't talk to him. Simple really.

>

>

> Well said Keef. And HeidiHi, you can buy Wham bars

> in the shop formerly known as Budgeons.

> HonaloochieB and TedMax you should have your own

> TV show - hilarious. I was about to nip out and

> buy a trashy mag but no need with threads like

> these.

I went to budgens, bought some, including dib dabs, don't ask, I have weird cravings and the wham bars have changed, they used to be big pink chewy bars with multi coloured fizzy crystallised sugary bits, these wham bars were thin and didn't have anything on them, sorely disappointed I was :(

[FelicityNormal]

moving2dulwich Wrote:

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> Does this lothar sell vino perchance?

Yes(6)

[jaybee82]

Does he have ginger hair? Glasses? Big nose?

I reckon its Herman.

[Cassius]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> moving2dulwich Wrote:

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> > Does this lothar sell vino perchance?

>

>

> Yes(6)

Well - that's narrowed the field a bit........... 'exotic' and 'sells vino' mmmmmmmmmmmm. If it's whom I'm thinking of, he's not exactly Omar Sharif is he?

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> MY GOD - there's a dwarf involved!

I think I can read the between the lines here.

*Bob* is hinting that radio's very own Jo Good is caught up the scandal that everyone is calling 'Poxgate'.

The salons of the capital talk of little else.

[*Bob*]

They're all in it together.

The shopkeepers of Lordship Lane, a cabal of randy dwarves and Colonel Mustard in the Library with the rubber glove.

This doesn't happen in Bromley, you know.

[Mikecg]

I think we summed it up yesterday *BOB*....

I have 2 questions?

Can I do the soundtrack, Funk attack blackjack comes to mind.

When's it being released on DVD.

[Horsebox]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Does he have ginger hair? Glasses? Big nose?

>

> I reckon its Herman.

10/10 and post of the thread. Well done jaybee(tu)

[LegalEagle-ish]

The professional women of Soho have an ugly mug list of nasty guys to avoid that is distributed between them all.

Maybe us laydees of ED should distribute a similar creeps to avoid list.

[FelicityNormal]

Very good idea LE

[Brendan]

You can just crop them out of the EDF drinks pictures that are up on flikr.