he's not funny, he is a very very naughty boy

[Spartacus]

Okay - own up - who rattled Admins cage and got their post deleted ??

I know it wasn't me

[Mikecg]

When what where when?.

(I think it was the killer Clown thread)?.

[dulwichdoll]

or the LLL thread ?

www.poxgate.com

[red devil]

Honk got banned; think he had a bit of previous before poxgate...

[dulwichdoll]

But we like the forumites to have a bit of, well...... form. Dont we ?

[HonaloochieB]

It was reinstated on the ED issues and gossip thread but lots of bits had fallen off it.

Like a clown's car.

[????]

*throws comedy pie at HonaB

[HonaloochieB]

*Who chases Quids with a bucket of water, trips and throws it into the front row of the audience instead, to reveal that the bucket actually contains...water*

We are bad clowns.

We are in fact The Insane Clown Posse.

[????]

*twirls spotty bow tie

"Come nearer HonieB have a close look at my twirly bow tie"

*squirts water

[HonaloochieB]

*snatches child from front row, throws child at Quids*

[????]

*loads child into cannon....uneasy, nervous silence settles over Big Top

[HonaloochieB]

*cannon is fired into audience, with pinpoint accuracy child is fired back into his seat his clothes burnt and hanging off him he is dazed and confused, the audience goes wild and give the clowns a standing ovation*

[macroban]

We've seen it in the movies, now let's see if it's true.

[Mikecg]

Fantastic lads,

For a minute I thought I was at the circus.

But let us remember, It was the Worthers joke that did it.

[bigbadwolf]

O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply can't help myself.

[Mikecg]

Bigitup BBW...

[woofmarkthedog]

Please can I have my child back......he hates clowns now

Grr

woof

Banned twice in one day........Snheeeee

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've

> got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's

> only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply

> can't help myself.

*The Insane Clown Posse lets BBW know that there may be a vacancy comong up soon. And ask him to submit a CV*

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've

> got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's

> only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply

> can't help myself.

*The Insane Clown Posse thank BBW for his CV and wish him to know he is under active consideration*

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've

> got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's

> only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply

> can't help myself.

*The Insane Clown Posse thank BBW for his CV but unfortunately will be unable to offer him a position at present on the basis we looked at each other, shrugged and said "Seems a little whiney", AT THE SAME MOTHERF*CKING TIME!!! I mean how weird is that an' all*

[Moos]

*Throws a deadly-accurate fusillade of custard pies while looking slinky in sparkly tights*

Consider that, boys.

[Shu.Kurimu.Sensei]

Maybe his old school combo mania took hold, resulting in a killer keyboard finishing move after a session on Fighters History?

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/neogeo/b/fhdclo.htm

(note the translation differs from the original, with the clown chasing kids for money, instead of, well you can guess!)

[HonaloochieB]

*The Insane Clown Posse both wipe custard pie from their faces, the good looking one (points to self in that 'clownish' way that clowns do, with the fingers next to the thumbs that I can't remember the name of, but anyway are encased in bright red oversized gloves) and then I smear custard around myself, I realises this wouldn't be alluring even if I was dressed as one of the early 70s New York Dolls (I'm thinking Johnny Thunders) let alone a clown with the misogyny of Krusty The Klown combined with the maquillage of Gene Simmons out of Kiss.

This Insane Clown reviews his entire life up to now. Finds it lacking spiritually and philosophically. Shrugs philosophically.

Reckons spirituality is for the birds anyway. Shrugs and takes off oversized shoes.

I wonder for a moment whether being a clown is a metaphor or a symbol or something. Then catch a glimpse of my face in the stainless steel side of a trailer and am cured*

Amn't half buoyed-up by the sight of Moos in those sparkly tights, mind. Reminds me of that trapeze artist from Gerry Cottle's that time.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I realise I'm walking a virtual tightrope here but why was that endearing litle scamp honk banned?

[HonaloochieB]

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> I realise I'm walking a virtual tightrope here but

> why was that endearing litle scamp honk banned?

For clowning around too much?

For suggesting that the Ring Master had abused his authority to the extent that at least one bare-back rider had to miss several shows?

For that thread he started that cast aspersions on the morals of fellow carnies, Trapezies Are Easy?

For being too Billy Smart for his own good?

I can't fathom it, it's a big topic.