could this be the very thing she is looking for???

[charliecharlie]

moving2dulwich, ref your question "Can anyone recommend an establishment (bar) that has suitably discreet ideally unisex loos?"

... I think I have found the perfect solution for you(!)

Only thing is, I seem to remember spotting this somewhere in ED, but where oh where was it?????

http://th57.photobucket.com/albums/g207/doll_face1980/th_double-toilets.jpg

off out now for a bit of Valentine's double-trouble

[karter]

off out now for a bit of Valentine's double-trouble

Charlies you really are very naughty. One man not enough for you?

Edited due to scripting mistake :-S

[charliecharlie]

No, no karter, me plus ONE other = two

that's quite enough 'trouble' for me

karter Wrote:

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> off out now for a bit of Valentine's

> double-trouble

>

>

> Charlies you really are very naughty. One man not

> enough for you?

>

> Edited due to scripting mistake :-S

[jaybee82]

I'm sure Ive seen toilets like that when I was in the States. Yeah thats right, in McDonalds.

One for each cheek.

[HonaloochieB]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> I'm sure Ive seen toilets like that when I was in

> the States. Yeah thats right, in McDonalds.

>

> One for each cheek.

If that's the case, no wonder McDonald's have the highest paid cleaners in the world.

[dulwichmum]

These conveniences are not for everyone sweetie.

[????]

I know quite alot of people who could do with that just for their own arses

[Rolo Tomasi]

But could she do this???

[Applespider]

Bar Equal on Honor Oak Park (before it closed down) used to have two loos in one cubicle which was kinda bizarre - they weren't quite so closely spaced though!

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD!

Well, Honor Oak Park is in Lewisham darling, what do you expect?

[bigbadwolf]

Thin ice Dulwichmum, thin ice. You must remember that us citizens of the blue borough have ready access to automatic weapons so think before you post or I'll be forced to dump lead on you from my Tech nine machine. It would be a shame as your last blog nearly broke a rib 'No scowled the precious child. "This is the X-Factor and bunny is Leona Lewis". Ha ha!

[dulwichmum]

Oh Mr Wolf darling, you are so kind. However, the London Borough of Lewisham is simply NOCD! I imagine that their tiny grey houses are choc full of lazy boy chairs, fake Ugg boots and copies of the Daily Mail...

http://wrjih.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/lazyboy2-large.jpg

[bigbadwolf]

You forgot the blue slim rizla, empty cans of white lightening cider and lottery tickets all provided by the annual ponce packet from the dept of work and pensions but apart from that it sounds as though you once lived in Catdord before being introduced to Dulwichdad from your accurate and considerate reply.

[bigbadwolf]

Oh and road/street wars is usually on the box.

[dulwichmum]

Mr Wolf,

Catford darling?

Who sweetie?

Me sweetie (makes vomiting gesture)?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweetie.

I watched the early episodes of The Royle Family, and engage in occasional charity work, so I know what goes on (smirk).

Here in Dulwich (West, Village and SE21), our progeny play stringed instruments from an early age. Housekeepers do needle point, fathers follow supper with cheese and biscuits and mothers bitch about school league tables and spend fortunes on shoes (NOT MBTs).

I am from Beckenham and am of aristocratic Argentinian parentage...

[Mikecg]

Beckenham AKA Whores Paradise, well it was when I lived there.

[dulwichmum]

Oh dear, Mikecg is still clearly bitter because he has was sending me love notes, before he discovered it is common knowledge here on the forum that I am a man...

[Mikecg]

I will always hold a candle for you DM, erelivant of gender.

[dulwichmum]

Well stop implying I am a ho, or I shall pistol whip you with my tool belt.

http://www.gifttrap.com/images/blue/GiftTRAP-EF-Red_66.jpg

[Mikecg]

Bring it on biotch!.

[Mikecg]

That fact I was talking about women from becks being whores, and the fact that your a fudge packer, does not imply that you are a whore, unless of course you are one.

[Mikecg]

DM wrote,

I am from Beckenham and am of aristocratic Argentinian parentage.

snip<

Ever wonder why you never see a pic?

It's because it has the complexion of corned beef!

[Mikecg]

Light weight.

[KalamityKel]

DM let me at 'im let me at 'IM! *growls*

[dulwichmum]

Oh Kalam! Thank you so much. Do you think I should move my heel from his throat?